Jolt Country

Candidate One.

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is droned on in his own embarassing nerd-voice and I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

Yeah, that was pretty bad. Good place to start, though. There's a decent chance that the next random Flash movie will be better, donchyathink?

What Isabellacam has done to her intro page, and you can't even get off the intro page unless you're a member, is unforgiveable. I used to like her, but man, she is one self-advertising whore.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Candidate One.

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is droned on in his own embarassing nerd-voice and I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

Did you link to the wrong one? Because that was a guy who was doing half well at faking an accent . It wasn't funny, but the voice held nothing to those you hear on HL2DM.

Worm wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Candidate One.

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is droned on in his own embarassing nerd-voice and I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

Did you link to the wrong one? Because that was a guy who was doing half well at faking an accent . It wasn't funny, but the voice held nothing to those you hear on HL2DM.

Yeah, it was terrific. In the Worm's Weekly Web the guy who produced that SHIT produces anything but SHIT and is in fact a very talented NON-SHIT PURVEYOR.

Just because you have no ability to really determine what is and isn't a complete waste of time doesn't mean you should give Jones a hard time for the first original thought he's had in six months (which he'll completely ruin by updating this for five days and then never again).

Souffle of Pain wrote:

Worm wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Candidate One.

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is droned on in his own embarassing nerd-voice and I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

Did you link to the wrong one? Because that was a guy who was doing half well at faking an accent . It wasn't funny, but the voice held nothing to those you hear on HL2DM.

Yeah, it was terrific. In the Worm's Weekly Web the guy who produced that SHIT produces anything but SHIT and is in fact a very talented NON-SHIT PURVEYOR.

Just because you have no ability to really determine what is and isn't a complete waste of time doesn't mean you should give Jones a hard time for the first original thought he's had in six months (which he'll completely ruin by updating this for five days and then never again).

The art was okay, I think the voice was done well, and it was just not funny at all. I mean wow "NICK AND JESSICA" even people who hate them can't stop talking about them. I'll talk when they start up a hardcore site.

Candidate Two. "This Land."

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is droned on and sung in his own embarassing nerd-voice and I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

Can we skip the ones that have been featured on CNN?

Candidate Three. The Kristo.

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and the music was terrible. I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

I laughed when it said I would go to hell. That's funny....





Please to not be offering any stupid Jesus flash animations for our perusal any more. (*by the term stupid, I mean ANY of them)


Instead, offer that British one about the US being at war almost constantly. Same kind of style and has no WHITE Jesus in it.


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LETS NOT GO THERE
AARDVARK

Candidate Four. War.

REVIEW: It put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound was too fucking loud, there was no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is droned on in his own embarassing French nerd-voice and I didn't laugh once.

Zero out of Five stars.

Why do you hate me, Ice Cream Jonsey? I want to help you.

Flash could have a "volume" setting like it has "Zoom" and other worthless shit no-one wants.

Seriously, I'm not (just) making fun. Every worthless Flash animation I have EVER seen has had the volume up WAY too fucking loud. Try it yourself -- put on an MP3 at your favorite listening volume. Put up some wax paper behind your head. Put on a typically shitty Flash animation. Sit through the "Loading" screen. Wipe your brains, which totally blew out the side of your skull when the obnoxiously loud Flash animation started, from the wax paper, taking careful measures to ensure none got on your wall.

My speakers are set once. Because nobody can record an MP3 at the same volume, Winamp lets me change the individual setting. Games are pretty much all alike, and they have master volume settings anyway.

Not Flash, though! It's your problem with Flash.

It's not Flash I hate so much as the morons who think it's the best way to accomplish their revolutionary propaganda.

...

... Okay, it's both.

That was better then the last one. I liked the French Polka. It reminded me of the Punk Polka, only with more breadsticks and red and white checkered tablecloths.



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I HOPE
THE TRIANGLE
GUYS WIN THIS TIME
AARDVARK

Hey, stop actually reviewing the flash movies up for review.

Sorry! I forgot. This is JC, home of the thread hijackers and off topic responses.

Hey it looks like someone shot Hairbag.




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ARETNAP
AARDVARK

Candidate Five. Codename: Gordon

REVIEW: It came with HL2, and I haven't actually played it yet, but I presume it put that stupid "loading" thing up, the sound will be too fucking loud, there will be no way to turn the volume down and some nasal maggot who is much less funny than he thinks he is will drone on in his own embarassing nerd-voice and I won't laugh once.

Oh, and it was a thirty-fucking meg download, too.

Zero out of five stars. Presumably.

Is it supposed to be?

Mysterio wrote:Is it supposed to be?

Fuck off and die.

Mysterio wrote:Is it supposed to be?

It's crazy, I know. I don't know what's going on here. I'm really perplexed. Huh? Is someone trying out comedy here?

He keeps typing the same thing over and over again. That's not funny.

You want funny, howsabout maintaining a utterly inane Live Journal which is seemingly written in Retard and can't properly display in Firefox because there's no character set extension for (wait for it) Retard. Or maybe making endless shovelware for the bargain bin of life, the whole of your professional output fully able to be purchased by a nine-year-old who has nothing to his name but Down's, twenty bucks in his Paypal account and the URL to http://www.shitware.biz.