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Jerk my pork.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:46 pm
by pinback
Tell me this isn't a beautiful pork chop. I fucking dare you.
Check out those grill marks, goddammit! This was all done in a cheesy-ass 1BR apartment kitchen with a low-rent electric range!
I dedicate this jerk pork chop to the memory of my uncle, Larry Perlman, who was -- let's face it -- kind of a jerk.
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 10:11 pm
by Worm
That is beautiful.
So, are there any nice guys who OD on heroin?
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 11:45 am
by AArdvark
What food are you gonna photograph and memorialize in honor of the OD? A big dish of hard candy?
THE
NOD NOD
AARDVARK
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:17 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
That looks like a family of eels attacking a ship made of pressed ham.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:21 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
If the taste in lampreys is half as good as your taste in discount commemorative dishware, then this dinner is sure to be fantastic!
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2004 9:22 pm
by Knuckles the CLown
ICJ! YOU FAT SONUVABITCH, YOU HAVE TIME TO POST ON HERE BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BACK??!!
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 8:02 pm
by chris
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:If the taste in lampreys is half as good as your taste in discount commemorative dishware, then this dinner is sure to be fantastic!
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
Great lookin' pork chop (if you ignore all of the CRAP surrounding it). Might want to invest in something better than Bounty paper towel placemats though.