Jolt Country

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:09 pm**

Alright, I want someone to go on a date with...Here's my criteria, if this sounds like you and your not an asshole, let's hang out, make out, whatever

I want someone ...
-laid back
-funny, makes me laugh
- inteligent, i like to hold interesting conversations and be intelectually stimulated
- passionate
- nice, this sounds like a given but lots of people are mean to the people their with
- not into playing games, i don't so im not going to put up with it
- moderately attractive, to me
- not a drug dealer, alcoholic, cokehead, etc. "moderation and safety are key"
- smells good, i get off on smells
- positive most of the time, i don't need anyone to bring me down
- emotionally stable
- fun, doesn't just wanna do the same thing everyday
- doesn't mind smokers( if anyone's still with me i just lost most of you, ill qwit sooner than later, and if i'm into someone i'd qwit for them)
- relatively responcible
- no fatties( if you get the joke extra points)
- no stds please

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:11 pm**

I'm in!

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:18 pm**

qwit? how cyoooooooot!!!

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:20 pm**

Chelsea wrote:- inteligent, i like to hold interesting conversations and be intelectually stimulated

You know what stimulates the mind, sugartits? Skullfucking.

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 6:06 pm**

Yeah, I'm pretty much into "able to spell" and "knows the difference between 'their' and 'they're'."

Oh, well. Sorry, Chelsea. I'm quite a catch, too.

Bruce

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:20 pm**

She knows how to SMOKE, though!

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 11:37 pm**

Jesus, conversation died around here.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 3:16 am**

To find decend men get into gaming. Buy and N64!

Then ask them ON THE INTERNET11!11One

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 10:36 am**

Chelsea wrote:- not into playing games, i don't so im not going to put up with it

Hey doll, if you're so into being intellectually stimulated, try using the apostrophe key every once and a while. It will do wonders!!11!1!

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 1:41 pm**

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:57 pm**

Chelsea, we here at the Mango Bay serve rum, pina colada mix, more rum. Our house special are Midori Sours. So sit back, with our house drink, overlook the beautiful oceanfront property (purchased at a small price with large benefits) and think to yourself, "God, I'm glad I'm friends with Pinback," as you get swept away by the calming, soothing effects of Mango Bay!

-Alec Titan, spokesperson for Mango Bay

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 5:41 pm**

Alec Titan (Mango Bay) wrote:Mango Bay

A hair too blatant for my taste -- but best of luck, pinback.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 8:59 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Jesus, conversation died around here.

needs more banzai bug

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:31 pm**

k. roo wrote:
Alec Titan (Mango Bay) wrote:Mango Bay
A hair too blatant for my taste -- but best of luck, pinback.

Thanks for the new signature.

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2005 9:58 pm**

My fucking pride and joy has been turned into a discuso-forum for the poor taste of some netslut.

Oh, Jolt Country, how I have wronged you.

Posted: **Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:03 am**

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