Jolt Country

http://www.suntimes.com/output/entertai ... ner30.html

I especially like this quote:

Klingon ruler Mancow Muller, one of Chicago's top radio personalities, oozes considerably less bravado than Kaye. Shatner, he proclaims, is "the ultimate alpha male" and "the greatest single living human being on earth."

The man speaks the truth, doesn't he? Eh? EH?

Ha Ha. I never did like Star Trek.

But I prefer this quote from the "Klingon":

"Well, I'm sorry to inform him, but real life is not the way it is in the movies.

Uh, so, real life isn't like the movies, it is like -- paintball?

Still, you gotta admit Shatner's probably got more sense than O.J. and Robert Blake. I mean, knives and guns? Very messy and expensive even if you do get away with it. Pools - a lot safer bet.