oh man READ THIS

Urethra-Man · Post by **Urethra-Man** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 12:44 am

i know i promised to only post on the other thred but u gotta read this this is TOTALLY SCREWED UP---

after we all had dinner last nigt and they r sittin around having coffie my DUMB cousin DUG said to my mom "HEY did u know PORKBALL has DIFICULTY spelling and writing, cuz ive seen him write on the nET!!!!" shes like "NO PORKBALL gets good grades and is smart" but DUMB DUG woudlnt shut UP and kept going "i think PORKBALL may need extra COUNSILING at SHCOOL or something"

well that was when it turnd reeeel ugly and mom was like "i dont think its YOURE BUSNESS DUG how i decide on MATTHEWS EDUCATION" (she only call me MATHEW when shes pissed offa bout sumthing) DUG started yeling back about like he just CARES about stupid PORKBALL and wants to HELP or whteever--- this wen't on for like a hour or 2 and everyone got all mad and mom was crying and DUMB DUGS wife was tryhing to calm evryone down and it was jsut BADDDD!!

anyway so cuz of this mom says we r goiung back home TODAY insted of staying untilSSUNDAY just cuz DUMB DUG thinks URETHR-MAN is a RETARD !!

dont wory though i wrote the url of here down so once i get to my pc ill be BACK!! UREHTRA-MAN SHAL RETURN!!!!!!!!! KING OF STUD BATALIEN NEVER DIES!!!!!!

-- RICH UNCLE PORKYBAGS!!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:16 am

I think a nice spellcheck would be in order for the both of you, however the communication is there, and that is what is most important. I'm sure Dear Abby would tell you same.

Regards,

THE
POLITE
AARDVARK

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Fri Mar 11, 2005 5:16 pm

You see this, Knuckles the Clown? This is what you're going to be in thirty years.

bump chudder · Post by **bump chudder** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 12:40 pm

BUMP!

bump chudder · Post by **bump chudder** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:26 pm

DOUBLE BUMP!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:40 pm

Where is Doug Bitling in all this?

Cunt was t · Post by **Cunt was t** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 11:50 pm

After all the times I had been used back there, it no longer hurt to be penetrated Java Picture Organizer. Standing in front of me she held her skirt up to let me get a good front view then turned around and did the same with the rear Modernglassblue. I should have known better after Tanya had twisted things around so many times Daycount. A pair of wigs was the next purchase, one long blonde one and a short brunette pixie cut Delatt. I figured that it was best to humor him and brought back a warm wet washcloth to clean his privates with Abacre Antivirus.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 1:59 am

Cunt was t wrote:After all the times I had been used back there, it no longer hurt to be penetrated Java Picture Organizer. Standing in front of me she held her skirt up to let me get a good front view then turned around and did the same with the rear Modernglassblue. I should have known better after Tanya had twisted things around so many times Daycount. A pair of wigs was the next purchase, one long blonde one and a short brunette pixie cut Delatt. I figured that it was best to humor him and brought back a warm wet washcloth to clean his privates with Abacre Antivirus.

BEST OF!

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 3:17 pm

I *really* don't get it.

bump chudder · Post by **bump chudder** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 9:00 pm

monday BUMP

Lysander · Post by **Lysander** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 10:21 pm

Will someone please ban that guy?

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