Jolt Country

A questionaire for Milker. please follow my format and fill out in the form of a post.

1. Do you check your scrotum daily for signs of cancer and pinch too hard?
2. Are you currently well stocked in peanut butter?
3. If you could fill a football helmet with a cheese, spread or any kind of dairy product, what would it be?
4. When gaming do you pretend you are competeing in a national comepetition and must attain the high score?
5. Sneezing or a good fart, which do you prefer?
6. Do clothes make the man?
7. If you were to move out of that crumbling rock pile of a state where you currently reside, where would it be to?
8. Spank or Time-out?
9. Bottle or breast?
10. Stripes or Solids?
11. Go for 20's or 19's first?
12. If you could be one of the Monkees(band)you would be-
13. How fast do you run 40 yards?
14. How high can you jump?
15. Cats-Speed up or slow down?

I NEED TO KNOW!

1. Do you check your scrotum daily for signs of cancer and pinch too hard?

I like to pop pimples on my scrot and then take the juice that is excremented and moisten my shaft.

2. Are you currently well stocked in peanut butter?

How are your nuts?

3. If you could fill a football helmet with a cheese, spread or any kind of dairy product, what would it be?

Brie Cheese

4. When gaming do you pretend you are competeing in a national comepetition and must attain the high score?

When gaming, I tend to pretend I am practicing the Ultra Violence while drinking milk.

5. Sneezing or a good fart, which do you prefer?

I like a good fart with chunks!

6. Do clothes make the man?

Man makes the Clothes, while the big man cracks the whip.

7. If you were to move out of that crumbling rock pile of a state where you currently reside, where would it be to?

I would enjoy moving to Seattle, nice people there Maynard.

8. Spank or Time-out?

Spank, Spank, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made.

9. Bottle or breast?

I like breast, you?
10. Stripes or Solids?

Solid like a rock!

11. Go for 20's or 19's first?

Always hit on 17

12. If you could be one of the Monkees(band)you would be-

Mickey or Ringo

13. How fast do you run 40 yards?

Run? I can not run.

14. How high can you jump?

You say how high.

15. Cats-Speed up or slow down?

Faster Pussy Cat!