Jolt Country

(And Vitriola, and Mrs. One of the Bruces.)

One of the Bruces, his lovely wife and their three dogs were in Colorado recently. Because I am the sort of person, as of late, who can barely be bothered to write more than two trollable sentences if he managed to jump rope on Mars, I thought I'd break that habit and write about the experience.

Unfortunately, I remember very little othe than the fact that we were at a Tap House and shit kept blowing over. However, I will provide three images and you guys can tell me which you think is longer than the length of Bruce's current beard:

Exhibit 1: a shellelagh.



Exhibit 2: this long-ish snake



Exhibit 3: the Eifel Tower



Regardless of what you pick, it IS impressive, and Bruce's Beard needs an account.

That shillelagh/shillalah/shillalah/shillely doesn't look very dangerous. But, any weapon that comes from a country wherein the revolutionaries can't overthrow the government after like 182 years probably shouldn't be.

Yes. There comes a time after, say... I don't know, something like maybe TWENTY generations where you're no longer fighting a war for independence, you're fighting because you love being a LOSER.

Well, they still haven't found what they are looking for...




THE
EYE OF POTATO
IT'S THE FEAR OF THE BLIGHT
RISING UP FROM THE GROUND
IT'S A TUBER
AARDVARK