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When Mike says something like, "And I'm supposed to be impressed because she's wearing a backpack..."

...what does that mean?

Please provide more context to that quote, k, thanks, bye.



ALTERNATIVELY:

When Mike says something like, "And I'm supposed to be impressed because she's wearing a backpack..."

...what does that mean?

It means Mike is a pussy.

In the beginning when he's on the phone with T and he's talking about how all the parties and all the bars, they all suck, and how these skanks who ain't HALF the women his girlfriend is are gonna front HIM? And he's supposed to be all impressed because they're wearin' a backpack.

What?

The only thing I know about backpacks is that they used to be worn, as a rule, by anyone who wanted a Magic the Gathering expansion pack when I was 22 and working at an Electronics Boutique.

Other than that, I got nothing. Well, I do have the movie on a Divx disc, so if I get particularly motivated I will watch the scene again and see if any sense can be made of the riddle contained within.

Well, I do have the movie on a Divx disc, so if I get particularly motivated I will watch the scene again and see if any sense can be made of the riddle contained within.

How's this for motivation:

Do it now, or I will tear strips out of a bunch of my clothes to make them look all tattered, put 'em on, drive down to Wilshire Blvd. and hang out on a corner for about six months to raise enough money to hire a guy to find you, staple your head to a Sit 'n' Spin and let 'er fly until your head twists off like an apple stem, and I'll never get in trouble for it, because hey, I'm just the homeless guy on the corner.

Well, I'm at work. The disc is at home.

... You didn't seriously think that I would be interacting with you on my own free time out of my own free will, do you? I mean, you knew this going in and everything, right? If your rotting hobo brain can distance itself from thoughts of whiskey-soaked ambrosia and wrap itself around a single fact for a moment, please encase it around this one: this -- ALL of this -- is possible for as long and only as long as I have unfettered, unfiltered net access at work.

Back atcha, homecheddar.

Speaking of which, I'll be touring downtown Santa Monica all day tomorrow searching for new apartments, so if you're in town, let's hit Border Grill for lunch!