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Robb, Bad News!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:51 am
by milker
I heard some bad news today here at work about your position :(

I need to get a hold of you pronto!!!!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:17 am
by pinback
A-DUUuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Wake up! Its a 5 o'clock world when the whistle blows!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:25 am
by milker
Back to work Robb!!!

April fools gone bad

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:35 am
by milker
The anticipation is killing me. Screw it, happy April fools day!

This is the only day I can call my wife and say I crashed the car on the way in to work and feel good about it :)


Is your refrigerator running? Better go catch it!

Re: Wake up! Its a 5 o'clock world when the whistle blows!

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:10 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
milker wrote:Re: Wake up! Its a 5 o'clock world when the whistle blows!!!!
I resent the implication that I was not awake. I've been up for at least an hour.

Also, so far, yeah, still groggy and not particularly enjoying this April 1st thing on the Internet. *I'm* the dull-witted, half-asleep person they are managing to give little heart attacks to, over and over again.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:21 am
by Lex
You bastards in the colonies holy fail to understand April Fools day: You must only fool people BEFORE 12:00 PM, or YOU are considered the fool for not comprehending a CLOCK.

April Fools is a way of making sure people get up before the hippy-students.

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:49 pm
by chris
Lex wrote:You bastards in the colonies holy fail to understand April Fools day: You must only fool people BEFORE 12:00 PM, or YOU are considered the fool for not comprehending a CLOCK.
Damn arrogant Scots! I hereby demand an apology from you for all of us here in "the colonies". And if we don't get it, I'm going to go to New York City, steal William Wallace's sword, and use it to open up paint cans.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 11:59 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Lex wrote:You bastards in the colonies holy fail to understand April Fools day: You must only fool people BEFORE 12:00 PM, or YOU are considered the fool for not comprehending a CLOCK.

April Fools is a way of making sure people get up before the hippy-students.
We had the retarded concept of "Daylights Savings" rear its ugly head again.

You guys don't have it, do you? Now THAT is a reason to leave the United States for good.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:23 pm
by chris
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:We had the retarded concept of "Daylights Savings" rear its ugly head again.

You guys don't have it, do you? Now THAT is a reason to leave the United States for good.
I know that continental Europe has DST, but it doesn't start/stop on the same days as ours. Not sure if they have it in the UK though.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:08 pm
by Casual Observer
Yes, they have it in the UK. Starts a week before ours (last week).