Pope Dead.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 11:22 am

FIRSTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

milker · Post by **milker** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:29 pm

I am seeing conflicting reports.

I think the vatican has played an April Fools Joke on us all. The pope is probably out bowling for babes!

milker · Post by **milker** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 12:44 pm

The Pope is doing that famous hand trick where you put your hands together to form the church and then the steeple, then he opens it up and charges all the people!!!

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Apr 01, 2005 1:27 pm

FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES JOHN PAUL IN THE CORPSE'S CARRIAGE

So... do we get a new pope? Or was that it?

chris · Post by **chris** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:42 pm

As I'm the first one to post a message after the Pope *actually* died, I hereby disqualify Pinback and claim firsties for myself.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sat Apr 02, 2005 7:25 pm

I enjoyed the melodramatic cut-in to Sports Talk 980, informing us that they'd have a special feature at halftime, celebrating this "great leader" in this "most sad occasion".

Forget anyone who isn't a brain-dead (is there any other kind?) Catholic. Forget all the unwanted, un-cared-for babies which Pope John Paul POO is indirectly responsible for. Forget all those altar boys he probably felt up, making it the "in thing" to do in the Church.

Great leader.

Suck heil.

Pope Dead.

Pope Dead.

April Fools

Just maybe....