ANNOUNCING!!! NEW WEBSITE!!!

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Fri Sep 06, 2002 10:32 pm

Like you needed ONE MORE PLACE to waste time during your workday?

Monto Rusa!! The web's premier site for non-stop, kick-ass, free-of-charge content!

Hop on the Content Bus now, and get over there!

Fuck this place!

BUMP ChUDDER · Post by **BUMP ChUDDER** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 5:55 pm

BUMP TO THE TOP!

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 1:33 am

Come ON, goddammit! Like the world needed another place for me and Jonsey to be the only ones posting on.

Let's get with it over at tha M to tha R!

What the hell happened to Brandtson? Or Greg? Or any of the rest of you ungrateful rat whores!?!!?! I SPENT HOURS ON THIS FUCKING SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUUUGUGGHGHGGHHGH.

That's it. I'm going to have to take steps.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 8:11 am

Ben wrote:What the hell happened to Brandtson? Or Greg?

How come we get singled out? WHERE'S CLASH, for God's sake?!

I'll try to do one this weekend. I've been busy, and in a shitty mood.

Greg

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 3:03 pm

I think it's because that he has higher standards for you. And that you have not been consumed by medium-sized (was it medium sized? Can we get a ruling on this from someine in the Federal Wildlife Commision?) bears and all.

Not being beef-jerkey for Smokey D. Bear is kind of a plus when it comes to entering LifeTrax. Though I do wish that Ben would fix the bug where the "TM" thing does not appear correctly. That, I wish.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 4:55 pm

I kind of like it. At first I was appalled by the bug, but now it's kind of cute, everyone going on and on about their LifeTrax?es.

But I'm going to have to take steps.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 5:20 pm

Steps to fix the LifeTrax bug? Because that would be fantastic. FANTASTIC. It's gotten so that I just use the "?" character rather than go through the motions of typing in the TM one. After all... you will NEVER FIX IT DUE TO SPITE.

"Ben Parrish is a man who hates his readers. He hates his users, his followers and utterly loathes his fans. Given enough time he will hate you, too. So why is he so intriguing? He is the upper crust of the internet comedy train, even though you know that deep down he'd love to punch you in the face."
-- Salon

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 3:56 am

Ok, I posted a Lifetrax.

Do I get the love again?

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Sun Oct 27, 2002 5:15 am

Me love you long time.

Me so hooooh-ny.

Ben · Post by **Ben** » Tue Oct 29, 2002 3:44 pm

ANNOUNCING!!! NEW WEBSITE!!!

Monto Rusa Kicks Ass!!!!!!

ANNOUNCING!!! NEW WEBSITE!!!