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How's that beer every sixteen minutes? Alcohol and depression; a winning combination.
This is a good time to take the alcoholism self test


1) Do you drink alone

2) Do you drink to relieve the crushing boredom that permeates every aspect of your miserable life

3) Do you drink to self medicate

4) Do you drink to keep the bugs from coming out of the walls

5) Do you drink because it's 'FUN'

If you have answered yes to any of these questions it's time to have another beer



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1) Do you drink alone

"There's nobody else here." - Travis Bickle

2) Do you drink to relieve the crushing boredom that permeates every aspect of your miserable life

Jesus, what the hell else is it for?

3) Do you drink to self medicate

Hey, I self-diagnose, might as well finish what I start!

4) Do you drink to keep the bugs from coming out of the walls

We were all having fun, but you had to take it too far.

5) Do you drink because it's 'FUN'

Yes. I enjoy fun.

If you have answered yes to any of these questions it's time to have another beer

Even at 8:13 in the morning?

Welp, can't argue with an expert, I guess!

I'd normally have a big anti-alcoholic, anti-materialist post here. Though no one is serious even for that somber shit. :(

One thing I don't get is if the objective is to be drunk can't you get something cheaper and stronger, like grog? What is grog? I mean what was grog?

Worm wrote:What is grog? I mean what was grog?

Historically, basically, it's a daiquiri.

Seriously.

Rum, water, lime juice, and maybe molasses.

Everything's optional but the rum, when you get right down to it.

Bruce