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AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:46 pm

The Pinback at work. Are there any words?

THE
BUSTING MY HUMP
48 HOURS A WEEK AND
I HAVE TO SEE STUFF LIKE
THAT
AARDVARK

chris · Post by **chris** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:54 pm

AArdvark wrote:The Pinback at work. Are there any words?

My eyes, the goggles do NOTHING!

The word that comes to mind is "geigh".

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:08 pm

Oh, you're just a grumplepuss.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 4:42 pm

Do you use the leis to cover up your flat chest?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:27 pm

socks

I'd like to subscribe for more fun palm tree pictures. None of you watering it though.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 5:42 pm

Worm wrote:socks

Well, I just got back from work.

I'd like to subscribe for more fun palm tree pictures.

I have at least two more palm trees on order from mail-order services. Much larger than that one, too. So it's safe it say, you'll get your wish.

Hey, is there any way to get beach sand into your apartment in a way where you don't immediately give up your security deposit?

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 8:32 pm

pinback wrote:I have at least two more palm trees on order from mail-order services. Much larger than that one, too. So it's safe it say, you'll get your wish.

It's always a party!

pinback wrote:Hey, is there any way to get beach sand into your apartment in a way where you don't immediately give up your security deposit?

A sand box? In this one episode of The Punisher The Punisher had like 60 bags of sand in an apartment and at the end he says they were "for exercise" which makes absolutely no sense. Unless he lifted all 60 at once.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:20 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:53 pm

Don't they require a lot of sun? I'd like to get one for where I work, but I am afraid that it will DIE.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:08 pm

Too much palm tree. Palm tree overload. One palm tree is good, two is OK. Three or more and I get this weird Tom Hanks/ Castaway vibe.

Although, I once had a palm tree inflatable beer holder for the pool. That was nice.

THE
GILLIGAN, GET ME
ANOTHER COLD ONE
AARDVARK

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 6:42 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Don't they require a lot of sun? I'd like to get one for where I work, but I am afraid that it will DIE.

The ones made of wood and light bulb fixtures (left) do not require any sun.

The ones made of plastic (right) do not require any sun.

The ones made of silk (on the way!) also do not require any sun.

The ones drawn on your shower curtain (not shown) also do not require any sun.

Robbbed · Post by **Robbbed** » Sat Apr 23, 2005 11:55 pm

I used to have words. Words that could react properly to this.

WHO TOOK MY WORDS?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 7:09 am

My guess is: About a liter of sherry and Crystal Light.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:37 am

Sounds like a Problem.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 9:48 am

I wrote this down for you once, but I'll repost here because you are a clueless dropper of small important pieces of paper:

Mai Tai

1 oz. light rum
1 oz. dark rum
1 oz. coconut rum
1 oz banana liqueur
1 oz. crème de noyeaux (nut liqueur)
fill rest with 1/2 pineapple and 1/2 orange juice
splash of grenadine
top with 151

Thing about Mai Tai recipes is that they're all different, and have evolved over the years from something not even close to what they are now, but this one being somewhat of my specialty I got lots of compliments on it.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Apr 24, 2005 11:40 am

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Don't they require a lot of sun? I'd like to get one for where I work, but I am afraid that it will DIE.
The ones made of wood and light bulb fixtures (left) do not require any sun.

The ones made of plastic (right) do not require any sun.

The ones made of silk (on the way!) also do not require any sun.

The ones drawn on your shower curtain (not shown) also do not require any sun.

I think I see the trend, say, what about the one that I'm going to cram up your ass. Does that require any sun? Unlikely!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 3:57 am

All you need now is one of these running around. Excellente!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun May 08, 2005 8:40 am

Five fake palm trees + eight candles + 1 lava lamp + a bunch of stuff on the walls =

Ben's Tropical Paradise!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun May 08, 2005 3:48 pm

Oh, and for those of you who were concerned that I'd never actually get a fog machine?

Worry no more.