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Ok it needs some more training.



THE
STILL HICCUPING
AARDVARK

This thread changes significantly when you understand that the first part was said by you into a speech-to-text program.

I mean, it changes everything. Sort of ashamed that it took me like a week to "get it," but still.

Yeah, I was just talking into a mic. Sort of free association while I tried out the program. I give it fifty percent right now. Maybe after I figger out more voice commands it'll be better for me.




THE
BLABBER MOUTH
AARDVARK

July 8th, 2004
11:24 am: ...Ehh?
So I went to sleep at 12:30 in the ev/morning, because I am a fool who likes listening to the radio. At 11:05, when I got up, I immediately discovered our network opporator (quite possibly from hell) talking to himself. Actually, that's not accurate. He was talking to Dragon, the speech-to-text software program that I have intrinsicly distrusted since the Carter administration. It seems that I was right, as it was refusing to open Microsoft Word, even after our NOFH's ardant prayers, plees,cajoles, and threats. It did finally open, however, and the NOFH was able to speak "this is a test of the speech to text input software." "This is a test of Dragon is text to speech software," the Dragon speech to text software typed. Win some, lose some, I guess.

Why was he testing Dragon, I hear you ask? Simplicity myself, friends! Because the mayor and senator were doing a tour of the center, that's why! So, yup, they came down to the computer room, and the NOFH had a good chat with them, showing them JFW and Zoomtext, a screen magnifying program. I didn't say anything, in fact I was willing myself temporarily invisible squeezing up against a back wall, but I was still "in the presence" of... er, politico, so that was cool. And also! Thanks to the perfect, 100% accurate dictation of Dragon speech-to-text input softwared from across the room, I can give you a complete transcrip of the conversation! Hah-hah! Those stupid politicos were being taped and they didn't even know it! Hah-hah-hah! And now I am going to break several federal laws and paste the entire conversation right here on my livejournal [/bbs] for all (3, possibly 4) of you to read, because I am an evil, authority-opposing meanie. The conversation--are you ready? It went like this.

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That is government in progress, ladies and gentlemen.

For the record, conversation never even strayed anywhere *near* genome, so I really have no clue where that came from. ...Longhorn? *Maybe*?