Jolt Country

Man, <i>this</i> is what's wrong with America.

Everyone's getting all their panties in a wad because it suddenly transpires that, with a few minor modifications, you can watch CJ <i>get blown</i>.

I mean, there's no call at all to get alarmed that the game is, you know, a <i>granny-murdering simulator</i>, as Lex put it, but God forbid CJ should <i>get his cock sucked</i>.

I hate people.

Bruce

Sex is worse than Violence. Hold combinations. Like when you could nail a hooker and kill her.

Check out hte way Rockstar's trying to cover their stupid asses. Totally hilarious.

bruce wrote:Man, <i>this</i> is what's wrong with America.

What is? "Hot Coffee"?

WTF are you talking about?

LINK PLZ

pinback wrote:

bruce wrote:Man, <i>this</i> is what's wrong with America.

What is? "Hot Coffee"?

WTF are you talking about?

LINK PLZ

Just Fucking Google It.

Or

http://www.gta-sanandreas.com/ will tell you.

Bruce

pinback wrote:

bruce wrote:Man, <i>this</i> is what's wrong with America.

What is? "Hot Coffee"?
WTF are you talking about?
LINK PLZ

You seem to have so much time on your hands (what with no female companionship and all), don't you even bother to read the news?

Casual Observer wrote:You seem to have so much time on your hands (what with no female companionship and all), don't you even bother to read the news?

What the fuck are you talking about? I had a mega-hot twenty year old chick over last night, with whom I spent the entire evening having cocktails and deep, meaningful conversations.

Granted, she's my boss' girlfriend, and she spent most of the time complaining to me about how horribly he treats her, but still.

"What a bastard he is to me!! BTW, can I take some of this pizza back to him?"

Sure, baby. Anything you want.

pinback wrote:What the fuck are you talking about? I had a mega-hot twenty year old chick over last night, with whom I spent the entire evening having cocktails and deep, meaningful conversations.

Granted, she's my boss' girlfriend, and she spent most of the time complaining to me about how horribly he treats her, but still.

Is this the one with the dead baby?

Bruce

Yes.

pinback wrote:Yes.

Well, at least you know she puts out.

And getting fired for boning--no, wait, belay that. Getting fired for <i>NOT</i> boning your boss's girlfriend, but he thinks you are--will make a great story.

Bruce

bruce wrote:And getting fired for boning--no, wait, belay that. Getting fired for <i>NOT</i> boning your boss's girlfriend, but he thinks you are--will make a great story.

Workin' on it.

pinback wrote:

bruce wrote:And getting fired for boning--no, wait, belay that. Getting fired for <i>NOT</i> boning your boss's girlfriend, but he thinks you are--will make a great story.

Workin' on it.

You should totally not get some from Cancer Girl too while you're at it, and also continue to not get some from Lucy.

How is Lucy, anyway?

Bruce

bruce wrote:How is Lucy, anyway?

Oh, fuck off.

pinback wrote:

bruce wrote:How is Lucy, anyway?

Oh, fuck off.

You always do this. But please keep in mind that we don't know, as a group, when one of your ladies-in-waiting has reached the "fuck off if you even mention her stage" because you don't tell us.

If anything GOOD ever happens (with anything in my life) (ever), don't you think I'd be on here telling you about it IMMEDIA-- no, WHILE it's happening?

I'd have her bent over the couch, sinkin' eight in the pink, grabbing her hair with one hand, and typing a JC BBS post with the other. You'll forgive if I don't capitalize properly, due to the Shift key problem.

Transcript of "during the act" message from Pinback:

{start intercourse}
i
{end intercourse}

So, yeah, that sex is pretty evil. That'll corrupt kids minds. The driver-bye shootings are fine, though.

Fuck you, America.

Sorry, I'm tripping on Nitrous Oxide atm. The damn stuff only lasts four minutes, you think I'd be able to wait to type properly.

But no.


Hahaha I just realised I'm leaving breadcrumbs like Pinback tried. MAn you've got to make them LOOK like gfootbprints in the snow :p

bruce wrote:How is Lucy, anyway?

She has a date tonight!

She was nice enough to come over to my cube and chat about it earlier. That's how I know.