Jolt Country

Sure would be nice if you showed up to work once in a while. By the way we have a meeting Tuesday. Be here!

Ice the damn thing down and come on in and win one for the team. It's just a flesh wound. Take a little here and add it there. You do not need a knee cap to sit at a desk and type.

I mean come on, the only reason you had knee caps was to protect your balls and socket. See, thats just it, you had a sock in it all along. Mr. Knee caper!

Crawl in here damn it. Pretend you have wings and fly. Make like the "parade kid" and float on in.

Use that fairy dust that Vitriola sprinkled in your hair that one Saturday and make like Glenda the good witch.

I bet you could do an awesome routine now in your gymnatics outfit. You could shake that leg like a polaroid picture.

I hear you ate salad out of your knee cap. Knee caps "the bowls of the future."

WE KNEED YOU HERE!!!!!!

Kbye

Milk

Will you make some when you come in?

We need coffee made pronto here in the office.

By the way, we get to be cubical buddies when you get back.

I am so throwing this damn monitor over the wall at you!

Oh, and this damn keyboard goes with it as well.

See ya then,

Milk

I'll let you know as soon as I can shower and make it down the stairs. The average time to be off locomotion for this thing is 7-10 days... looks like I'll be back on day 8 (next Tuesday).

Is that it? Did they take the funny with your cap?

I mean that last post was like you want to put a cap in my ass.

Are you stable? Do you feel violated?

We are concerned. Do we need a visit from Sammy Sosa? Was this, soooooo reaaaalllll.

Do you need a little asian fisting?

Do you feel like your foundation has been rocked?

Do you ponder your very core?

Will you ever bring the funny again?

We have watched and noticed. Please do not grow malignant. buck up little camper.

He just said NO SHOWER for the past week or so. that would make me miserable. I bet zombie nurse spongebaths help, tho. Just keep taking those pills, Elvis. You'll get better.


THE
SMELLING LIKE
A ROSE
(ROSIE O'DONNELL THAT IS)
AARDVARK

AArdvark wrote:He just said NO SHOWER for the past week or so. that would make me miserable.

No, but he's probably getting sponge baths from his "personal nurse", so he's probably not crying all that much.

I can't get baths of any sort. They say that over and over again. "No baths!!" Meanwhile the logistics of someone who is one-legged going into a place as slippery as the shower digest nicely into a warm repast of unbeing. I don't know how they expect you to clean yourself. Sand? I guess I'm supposed to use sand.

VitriolaX positions herself as this smouldering, raven-haired, Satan-consumed angel of hell but - BUT!! she has been very nice to me throughout all of this and I am very fond of her for taking good care of me. Watch, she won't even take this complement well. But know that in truth she is a sweetheart.

No baths...well, dark and gritty CAN mean more than attitude, huh.




THE
JUST HAD A SHOWER
AND A DIP IN THE
POOL
AARDVARK

AArdvark wrote:THE
JUST HAD A SHOWER
AND A DIP IN THE
POOL
AARDVARK

Damn your eyes.

Though I'm happy for central air. My dad asked what the weather was like this week. I said "Every day it's been 66 and dark."

(I haven't left this place since surgery.)

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:But know that in truth she is a sweetheart.

You like a girl!

That is so gay.

pinback wrote: You like a girl!

That is so gay.

Ding ding ding!

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:VitriolaX positions herself as this smouldering, raven-haired, Satan-consumed angel of hell but - BUT!! she has been very nice to me throughout all of this and I am very fond of her for taking good care of me.

Yeah, and a farmer fattens up his turkeys.....right before he slaughters them. She's gonna get you man.