Jolt Country

I dunno. I'm just not that into video games and porn anymore. People are like, "Hey, check out this game!" and I'm like, "Ehh." Then they're like, "Well, how about some porn?" I'm all, "Ehh."

Just not into games and porn lately.

maybe it's because you are fucking old??

I have been around awhile, there's no denying that. 34, though. That seems a little early to completely lose your zest for games and porn, though, doesn't it?

while I wouldn't call you the life of the pary before, sucking down gallons of alcohol for 15+ years and now consuming boxes of perscription anti-depressants.. well your libido and pleasure zones may be burnt out.

I like to suggest things. Drop the alcohol, drop the pills and don't masterbate for a week and next thing you know you will be playing leisure suit larry or reading natalie portman fan fiction, cock in hand.

Well, the drinking's gone by the wayside already (except for an odd beer -- never two -- at the rare social occasion), and as far as, you know, how can I say this delicately... "rubbing my erect penis until it ejaculates", I'm right on track for your suggestion.

Can't give up the pills, though. Ain't gonna happen.

So what now, then?