Jolt Country

We went to Haunted Houses in Denver Robb? Man that was like a week ago. Wow, that was really cool. You showed up and nobody knew who you were cause of that awesome mask you displayed?

Robb not going as the Joker, I was shocked! I mean his rendition of the Joker will forever change the way I view the damn white cream puff villan. My favorite thing to give Robb shit these days is to tell him his Joker costume was weak and trying at best. Oh man, the guy just loses his MOUNTAIN DEW all over the damn desk everyday. It is kind of like Dirty Dancing with Robb. NOBODY PUTS ROBB's Joker COSTUME in the CORNER, NOBODY. DEAL WITH IT!!!

Man, it sure would be cool to see those pics on here soon :)

I mean come on dude, it has been a week and I know you have the material needed. The top 100 video games can wait. I mean I know "Chicks Dig Jerks" will be number 1 anyway, so lets get some visuals up here buddy.

Take one for the team and strap it on.

And no, I was not even attempting to be Hellboy. I was a punk rock devil dude. Inspiration courtesy of every punk band going with the black and red look these days. From April to Greenday dude, I had a lot of material.

Come on now, load them pictures up of the PARRTYY!

Eat feces,

Milk

And none of that censoring crap You know, leave out a particular picture because of the OFFENSIVE CONTENT. There's nobody here that will or can become offended by content.





This is a halloween party from ago..

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Just get over the huge photo size, alrighty?



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Wow, we really need to pump it up for Halloween. I love the pictures of the house. This reminds me, hey Robb anyway you can post soem pictures of my house this year for Halloween? I just finished placing the 3rd fog machine today and the bloody details are complete.

I have enough cobwebs to keep Peter Parker in the air for a 2 mile radius.

My favorite web I have ever bought was 600 feet from Walmart. This stuff I could have covered the whole damn house with. The inventory this year is 4 blacklights, 4 strobes, 4 of my collector masks made into dummies, 5 trash cans full of leaves for ambience, red food coloring for the bloody fountain, 4 shovels to represent grave digging, 1 Easy roller wheel barrel for skeleton transport, 1 cheap coffin as I could not get my 15 footer from my parents house, 3 blowups, 1 bruised up leg from falling off the damn ladder, and the list goes on.

The pictures really need to be displayed for the full effect I am going for here. Sure hope my boy Sherwin hooks me up.

You see, I dress everyday like its Halloween.


So, anyone have a favorite Halloween Experience or a favorite Haunted House experience? I want all the gory details.

Eat Fog,

Milk

Do ya? Come on now, Bring the content. We need more costume and Halloween content.

Make it happen. Pictures are good on here! We need reference material for later costume discussion.

I mean I am still completely in awe of your 10 year run on the Joker.

These goddamn assholes had too much free time:

Nice work, Nice Work. Thanks for the pics. If I could turn back time, I totally would have painted that damn RV black.

Now the trick is to use both black, green and brown spray paint to properly gothitize things. Man there is no way Walmart would have let a huffer like me buy that much spray paint.

Now if we can post pictures of the house, we will really portray my love for this damn holiday.

I would love to have you for dinnnnneerrrr!

Smell rotting meat,

Milk

So it is either go to The Church dance club or go see my brothers concert.

It is a very tough decission when The Church will offer me this:

No problem on The Church. It will be the same old thing, same old crowd, same old Halloween party. Just a bunch of people impaling each other with their molten rods.
Same old chicks with their mounds sticking out looking to engage in a primitave mating dance with their tongues.
Dudes will be all dressed up looking to whip out their raging beasts of desire for all of the big globed females to see.
Many ghosts and ghouls will take each other home, and men will introduce their raging monsters of lust to the nether lips of the female. At that point his throbbing member will penetrate her mound of venus, and his heat seeking love missile will enjoy it's time in her silken warmth. After some time, his tumescent tube of fire will exit her hot love sleeve and they will both go take a shit.
I hope that you have fun at your concert, and keep your damn manroot in your pants. That's cool about your brothers - I'd like to see them sometime. kbye, sirk.

This is all courtesy of my buddy sirk. This is my same great friend who has made up stories to be on numerous talk shows.

I have asked him to come on board here and tell his stories.

Well, I guess I have some really big decisions to make here.

milker wrote:Same old chicks with their mounds sticking out looking to engage in a primitave mating dance with their tongues.

Rumor has it that's where you met your wife.

It is indeed the place of fornication and pornography I was damned and tempted by the fruit of said Woman.

Her jolting hips and the pulsating rythm of her nippelage area aroused the little milking utencil to which I hold in my lower extremity area.

My man sack and jiggling balls of seamen began to pre moisten the pubic cover to which I was wearing.

It was then that I wanted to bite into the boxed tunnel of love and go looking for the man in the boat.

I like to fish Vitriola, I mean what guy doesn't. I like Tuna Sandwiches and a smoke.

I hope this helps explain further my yearning for my little wife unit.

Eat Pie,

Milk

I do one hell of a primitive mating dance and you should see my disco kick.

I have perfected the damn disco kick to Karate Kid status.

I am a swan on the dance floor. I am like 2 folds of skin parting the red sea.

It is unbelievable!

Wow, this could of been an interesting read. No excitement here, keep moving people. Nothing to see here.

Man, some of them pics I provide a certain someone, could have added color to this boring grey and black forum.

I mean the orange would have jumped out of the page man!

Tap, Tap, Tap,

Waiting......

Who are you, Robb? Is that Rorschach (sp?)?

Chirp Chirp Chirp

I hope you're all happy. The fawking CRICKETS have moved in again!

Here's my slightly battered get-up. I've got to remember to ask for some more of the Halloween pictures when the thing was freshly made.

did you get the power up?