Jolt Country

I am engaging on a crusade to destroy this website:

http://funkwit.com/

Join me, won't you?

I am "Chile Nerd" in the comment sections.

You're just jealous that his site is more popular than yours ever was.

And he updates more often.

Vitriola wrote:And he updates more often.

How do you figure this?

When calculated on a yearly basis, I'm sure the facts will be on my side.

This seems unlikely.

SoNowThen.net is the "brother" site of JC. I think we all can agree to that.

This Fuckwit.com site (Funkwit? Whatever it is, I ain't scrolling up) is officially the ENEMY site of the brothers mentioned above. I will begin a trolling attack plan the likes of which many of you have... well, to be honest, most of you have seen and implemented yourselves at one point, possibly even here. But something like that. That "blog" will be brought to its knees.

I am engaging on a crusade to destroy this website:

http://funkwit.com/

Ummm... no offense, pinback, but this is possibly the lamest "crusade" I've ever seen.

I'm sure my poor little server is trembling under the awesome force of the 13 people (literally, 13 people) who have bothered to click your link to join you on your fearsome display of wrath against it. Those 5 comments you left certainly have me quaking in my boots, it's actually getting quite disruptive waking up 5 times a night in a cold sweat wondering "ooh, I hope Chile Nerd hasn't posted another biting and insightful comment! That would make... let me see... six! I don't think I could cope with SIX comments left on my site in his unceasing campaign of revenge. Wow, what a vendetta, I hope he doesn't own a gun."

"Crusade"? Come on. In the REAL Crusades, King Richard fought his way across Europe and the Middle East, cutting a swathe through the "infidels" and leaving stacks of corpses in his wake. YOUR "crusade" is more like if Richard woke up on Crusade Day, got dressed, opened the door, went "Oh man, my horse is in the stable all the way over the other side of the castle, it's cold, it's just started raining... ahh, screw it, I'm going back to bed."

Let me know when it actually STARTS, OK?

Later,

Paul
funkwit.com

Actually, I'm looking to ditch JC anyway. Do you want to be So Now Then's new "brother" site?

mino wrote:"Crusade"? Come on. In the REAL Crusades, King Richard fought his way across Europe and the Middle East, cutting a swathe through the "infidels" and leaving stacks of corpses in his wake. YOUR "crusade" is more like if Richard woke up on Crusade Day, got dressed, opened the door, went "Oh man, my horse is in the stable all the way over the other side of the castle, it's cold, it's just started raining... ahh, screw it, I'm going back to bed."

Well, there's only 13 of us. It took hundred of years for the original 13 Christians to turn into enough people to fill a Crusade. According to my records, then, by 3068 we should have your server quaking at its knees.

Until then, try the pie!

I miss mino.

Come back, mino!

Yeah, mino had a good run there. It's too bad you wanted to fight him like that.

I wouldn't want to fight him. I don't like fighting (plus I'm not very good at it!)

Although if you can flag down a beverage cart, maybe I could select something for him...

Well, he's gone. CGG left, too. Looks like it's just you and me again, bro.

We're going to be the last two on here, aren't we? When I finally shut this place down, I mean. We had a good run, after all... and it's not like I can backup the database thanks to shitty coding on the part of the phpBB team.

Well, I hope that when everyone else has finally given this place the finger we can look back on some good times and turn off the switch with clear minds and sniggering thoraxen. Figure another three, four hours, then? See you at Clash's!

Also, can funkwit link to us? Is that gauche of me to ask?

pinback wrote:Actually, I'm looking to ditch JC anyway. Do you want to be So Now Then's new "brother" site?

Do I get some sort of plaque?

If not... can I crash at your place sometime? Or borrow money off you? Or just get into screaming matches with you at Christmas like with all my other brothers and sisters?

I think it would be a nice gesture for you to link to JC, as Jonsey requested.

Come on. Let's bury the hatchet and move forward into the unknown future as one.