Jolt Country

I have purchased over 10 different hot sauces in the last two weeks.

I can review them, if you would like.

But I want to know you really want me to do it before I waste my time with it.

Reviewing hot sauces is not, like, high on the entertainment scale. Try tequilas or 10 best photoshopped cat photos.




THE
DAMN
HELPFUL
AARDVARK

I'll link it to the front page, making it the first new content this site has seen since April. Please, for God's sake, let me have my dignity here... I don't have any time to contribute to this BBS. I don't even have time to make good on threats to take it down like I was claiming to do in the Saw 2 thread.

I need some Hot Sauce reviewed. I need this because as far as content goes, it's likely to be delicious.

In return, I'll tell everyone about the new Cajun restaurant here in Longmont.

I'd prefer a BBQ sauce review thread myself, but now that I think about it, I'd like to review the BBQ sauce for the thread myself.

I thoroughly enjoyed the previous Ben's Famous Hot Sauce review. Its because of that very post that I begun using Cholula on a regular basis. Heaven in a bottle, friends.

cholula's good shit. I have a gallon jug of good ol' franks.
But, alas... I am not well schooled in the arts of hotsaucii.

Do it up Ben.. do it up.

And when has everyone hating what you write stopped you in the past??

It really hasn't. Normally I'd attack Ben at this point for not writing the content yet, but as far as I can tell he's still at work.

I purchased four new sauces today. Can a new installment of prths be far off?

About as far off as my $20 is near. Cheapass.

1. What were the terms of the bet?

2. What is the proof that you won it?

Put MY money where YOUR mouth is.

Or something like that.

Come on, now, Ben... even you must be getting very tired of this by now. How long are we going to have to endure this?

Send her the money.

How do you figure I lost the bet? Are you people going to a different website? Because, whichever one you're going to, consider my $16.95 spent.

Alisakiss showed her nipples in the video. I think we all agree to that. What was the time constraint? That she NEVER did it? Did it in a year? I think that's important, too.

There's even postings about it over at www.creepingmaw.net!

No she didn't. Vidcap? SCREENCAP? ANYTHING?

No nippy, no twenty.

Oh, wait.

I see it (well, them) now.

Huh. Look at that.

Well, we'll call it even on the frying pan.

Unbelievable. This is your worst moment.

Hey, I just saw Sideways. How good did it finally feel to be a leading man in something?

Your point is that I bear some resemblance to the Paul Giamatti character? Is that your point?

Way to keep up with current events. BTW, I don't know if you heard this, but Lysander is blind LOL!!, and your brother has no car, and is still waiting at the airport.

Can we please get back to the important business of guessing when or if I will ever write another hot sauce review? Please?

Well, he sort of acted like you, too. And I really did just finish watching Sideways. I didn't bring it up for the hell of it.

Who is blind NOW????

I hope you're ashamed of yourself. I can never use that frying pan again and remember that my dear friend Ben gave it to me. Now it's just the worst lap dance I ever had.