Mancow

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What an unlistenable show.

Here's my impression:

<NOISY MUSIC>Mancow's morning madhouse!!! We're here with Bob!<NOISY MUSIC>

<DROP IN, DROP IN, DROP IN>Bob, so, what's goin' on?

<MUSIC, PROMO FOR SHOW, PROMO, SOUND EFFECTS>Mancow's Morning Madhouse!!!!!!<MUSIC>

"Hey."

<COMEDY BIT><PROMO><DROP IN>MAaaaancowwww's MORNING MADHOUSE!!!!!<DROP IN><COMEDY BIT>

<NOISY MUSIC>
Bob, you're an idiot!!

<PROMO><PROMO><PROMO>MAN COW MAN COW MAN COW... MAAAancow's MORNING MADHOUSE!!!

<COMEDY BIT>

"Phone scan!" <SOUND EFFECTS> <PROMO><COMEDY BIT><MUSIC>

"Hey this is Bob."
<SOUND EFFECTS>

<COMMERCIAL>

<DROP IN and PROMO played at the same time>
<MUSIC and COMEDY BIT and PROMO all played at the same time>

Ma-ma-ma-ma-MAAAANCOW'S MORNING MADH---<NOISY MUSIC>

<PROMO><PROMO><PROMO><PROMO>

[Vitriola]

Aren't there any college stations in your area? How often do slutty college girls beg you to call them otherwise?

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I don't understand that. By listening to a college station, slutty college girls will beg me to call them?

[Vitriola]

Every college station I've ever geard featured annoying insecure college girls who gave out the station line after every song and begged for callers. More than a few of them actually got a call from me telling them to shut the goddamn hell up and play the fucking music.

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Oh. Yeah, we got those.

(five words!)