Jolt Country

Hosting for the website, http://creepingmaw.com, has been cancelled. Thus, the site is going down in a few days. Forever.

FUCK YOU.

Why has it been cancelled?! What the FUCk!? What do I have to do to get it uncancelled?

FUCK YOU!

This asshole deleted Creeping Maw. What a fucking asshole. It's gone. GONE! Database is gone.

FUCK YOU PINBACK.

FUCK YOU, dickbag!

Yeah, the database is gone and so is my design document. He did this because he's a crazy fuck on medication and that's what people on meds do. They delete things.

I will bring every one of his websites down for this. This will not be forgotten.

First, we lost PurpleGuyGreenGuy, then Phoenix Palm and the Parrish Portal, and now... this.

The very soul of the internet has been deleted.

"... as if millions of websites suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced."

Look at this guy.

Here's a guy I don't hear from in weeks, maybe months. Until -- surprise! -- he wasn't able to take from me anymore, and then whoaaa, major shitstorm! Here's a guy who never calls -- never even gets online -- just to say "hey there, bud", unless there's something he WANTS from me, or if something he wants from me is no longer GIVEN to him.

Here's a guy who judges you on what value you provide to his life, who will take and take and take until you've given all you could, and then harangue you, call you names, call you out to the entire internet community, declare he's going to take you down when there's no longer anything to take.

Here, friends, is a real asshole. The very epitome of self-centered, narcissistic greed and indecency.

But he's able to still take enough from the rest of you suckers to have a nice life despite it. Good for him. This one's for you, Jonsey.

(No, you can't have it.)

What a dick.

First, we lost PurpleGuyGreenGuy, then Phoenix Palm and the Parrish Portal, and now... this.

It's those CATS! I tell you it's the demon cats!! Climbing the screens, getting into the laundry, poisioning the mind of Pinback to do all manner of demonic things! O the daemon beasts are loose in some apartment by the sea! I tell you true. Things were fine before the cats. Crops were good, websites were up, even getting hits sometimes. Then the evil befouled cats came and everything was soon for naught! We must all call out to Pinback to fall on bended knee and gather up the cats of doom and throw them into the sea before they ruin us all!!


THE
DID I MENTION
THE SKY IS FALLING TOO?
AARDVARK

EEEEEEEVILLLL!

EEEEEEEEVILLLLLLL!



THE
CAT MUST
DIE
AARDVARK

Yeah,


FUCK YEAH, FUCK YOU with a flying FUCK!

I love this shit!

FUCK FUCK FUCK.

FUCK LOOKS GOOD IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

What is your favorite FUCK?

I like the kind of FUCK that comes out of your mouth like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story".

You know, like "ooooohhhh FUUUUCKKKKK"


EAT SOME FUCK,

Milk

"Review GoDaddy Spending" he says. You fucking maggot.

You could have SAVED THE DATABASE and GIVEN IT TO ME. I would have happily paid for the site. But no, your stupid fucking meds told you to instantly destroy it.

You sicken me.

"Gimme gimme gimme, I neeeed, I neeeed!"

Quick, who am I? "Hi there! I'm going to be the first developer to release a new Vectrex game since three weeks after it came out! It is the most major project I have engaged in, and will engage in, in my entire life! It will define me! It is all that is important to me! I think I'll write up a detailed design document for it... and then leave the only copy of it on a BBS with home-made software, on a cheap-ass hosting service, being paid for by someone else! That sounds like a great idea!"

I am sorry. I didn't realize that there was anything of value on there for you. However, please try to forgive me. Not all of us frame every possible action we take in terms of how it values or devalues YOUR life.

This isn't one of your many gay-ass "self-help" sites we're talking about here, where truly nobody DOES give a shit. This was something people posted to.

Could you at least send me the software so I can make it live again?

After you've been so classy and decent about it? How can I refuse?

CHECK yourself, sir. Before you WRECK yourself.

Classy and decent. I haven't nuked any websites. So I'm automatically the guy smelling like a rose here.

Can you please send a rar of the files to caltrops@gmail.com? I would like that site to live... again.

This is as good a place as any. ICJ, did you ever get the rest of those deadpool rars up?

I've got them ready to go for you when you're ready to receive them!

And can you (Pinner) at least transfer the URL in question to me? Can that be done? How can we do this?

Will you PLEASE commit to sending me over the files for the site when you get home? OK, the database is gone, fine, fine... but can you commit to sending everything else over?

I demand an apology.