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[RECIPE] Thanksgiving Turkey!!

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:28 pm
by pinback
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:31 pm
by AArdvark
Have you not unpacked yet? That's a card table. You have a card table as a major furnishing. Well, you DO move a lot....

How come Pinback is the only one to expose breasts on this board? That's wrong. Just wrong


THE
TURKEYBURGER
AARDVARK

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:44 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
His next girlfriend will make him throw the card table out or, if I ever see him again, I will.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:29 am
by Stanislav Petrov
I went to Jonsey's and Vitriola's for Thanksgiving. Finally, I had a fucking reason for ruining my career.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 12:36 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Thanks, Stan.

I had the following made for me through someone special slaving over a hot stove for six hours:

o One turkey
o Five green beans
o Mashed potatoes with the skin on
o Dinner rolls
o Cranberry sauce (I did not eat this)
o Stuffing
o A key lime pie
o Gravy

It was very succulent and tempting! I enjoyed it much and none of it came in a loaf. The meal was only marred by some silver-haired Soviet jumping on my laptop to post to a snotty bulletin board.