Super Dogs @ the Home Depot

[Nascar Hot Dog Guy]

In one hand I have the buns, I then place the super dog in the bun and hand it over the counter to the customer.

In my finest Nascar, red neck voice I offer this salutation:


HERRRESS A COUPLE A BIG BOYS FOR YA!

NOW YOU ENJOY THEM THERE BIG BOY HOT DOGS.

GO DALE ERNHARDT!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

What are the odds we can get pictures of your house? With your Christmas display and the 8 foot SNOW GLOBE you've got up? COME ON NOW LI'L DOGGIES!

[Nascar Hot Dog Guy]

I tell you what there good ole boy, I will for sure send you some pictures of my Nascar Hot Dog stand down at the depot. I put so many damn christmas light on that son bitch, the damn big boys are boilin up a little quicker.

Heres a couple of big boys for ya!

I took some pics tonight. I will send em your way, there hot dog eater.


Eat Cow Gut!

[Nascar Hot Dog Guy]

You want me to throw a little fried onions and some kraut on them big boys for ya?