Jolt Country

Get some of this and smell it. Would you like EVERYTHING in your life to smell like this for the next four (and counting) hours? If not, you should avoid this soup. If not, dig in and prepare to ruin "it" where "it" is life for the rest of us!

Zero out of four stars. (I can only rate soup in increments of 25, they are different than movies.)

I've never liked the extra-curricular Campbells offerings. All the originals are great. All their Hearties, Homemades, Sliced, Carved, Flaked or Shreddeds are thick, gooey crap.

This soup is like the unwelcome guest that won't leave. Like a homeless veteran you let into your home because you feel you are a "good person" and now it's hours later but you accidentally turned the channel to "M.A.S.H." and he's having flashbacks and getting increasingly violent whenever a Korean female enters the scene.

I really do not care for it.

Owww! Stop with the scraping!

I would sooner lick the above poster clean than have any more "Hearty" potato soup.

Did you ever think that maybe, just maybe, it's the garlic that causes the objectionable smell?

Oh sure, you'll piss all over the soup's rep now... but when the vampires are knocking at your window, it'll be the first canned good that you reach for!

Now, "Campbell's Chunky Chicken Corn Chowder" - that's the soup that rocks my world.