Welcome, your new co-sysop!!!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

His name is AARDVARK!!! He has been around since the beginning and it was down to a close vote between Varkus and Quarter Cow, Motherfucker. At the last minute it was revealed that QC,M has never actually registered an account or posted. Vark therefore won 1-0, in tallying up all the votes.

Thank you, Aardvark!!!

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He's the natural choice. I mean, other than Robb, who else has spent more time here and contributed more than Aardvark?

I sure can't think of anyone.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Is this a thinly-veiled criticism? Because you have left this site numerous times. You single-handedly made "I am leaving... forever" a catch phrase.

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If I'm still here, how did I leave?

I can SAY it as many times as I want. Okay, I'm leaving forever. There.

Now I'm leaving forever again.

And again.

That was not a thinly-veiled criticism. That was a blunt instrument to your face and neck.

[AArdvark]

I have to make a super suit to go along with my new super powers. Maybe something like the new spider-man outfit.

Or maybe a green lantern costume, with a codpiece.


THE
NO CAPES
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

I'm just saying, the fact that I wasn't even considered for the job is just such a blatant kick in the nuts that I really... you know, I really demand an apology.

This goes without saying, but:

I DEMAND it!
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I'm Sorry.

Feel better?



THE
SORRY
AARDVARK

[Bugs]

...and it's National Aardvark Week.

Fuckin' WEEEIRD.

http://j-walkblog.com/index.php?/weblog ... vark_week/

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I'm working on like three different levels here. Never have my powers been greater. Never have I been able to react so quickly, scheme with such detail, beggar with such imagination.