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I do not feel properly appreciated by people here.

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 7:49 pm
by Ben
I have, for some time now, been bringing only the highest quality content to this BBS, in volumes which few to none of you could even hope to get within satellite broadcast distance of on your best day, and I do not feel properly appreciated.

Most of the longest running threads on both this BBS and its precursor were started, and subsequently fueled, by myself, bringing you countless hours of fun.

I write reviews, and I give many interesting thoughts on a wide variety of subjects, without provocation, and completely selflessly.

Still, my offerings are often either pooh-poohed or ignored, and on a recent voting poll, I was voted the most worthless member of this bulleting board.

This message is not intended as a threat, but let me just say that if I do not begin to feel more properly and enthusiastically appreciated by the other members here, I may have to take steps which none of us will likely enjoy the outcome of.

Thank you for your time.

Re: I do not feel properly appreciated by people here.

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 8:13 pm
by bruce
Ben wrote:I do not feel properly appreciated.
Bend over and I^Wmy friend, because I'm not a FAGOIT, will make you feel properly appreciated.

Bruce

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 9:44 pm
by Ben
I do not want to have to take steps.

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 11:02 pm
by loafergirl
You're to long winded.
=)

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 11:03 pm
by Ben
Okay. It is clear to me now that I must take steps.

I'm going to have to take steps.

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2002 11:14 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
You know I love you like a brother, man. I have not been giving either the board, JC or the RFTK portion of the JC site the amount of attention that I should be giving it in these last few weeks and although I have a good excuse, I appreciate you coming to bat and filling this place with the highest level of comedy and threads. It's like your wang is full of comedy semen, and you just keep bukkaking the server that hosts JC.

I, frankly... well, I don't know how to express how valuable you are to this board in any other terms.

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 12:42 am
by bruce
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's like your wang is full of comedy semen, and you just keep bukkaking the server that hosts JC.
Wow. That's beautiful, man.

Bruce

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 1:44 pm
by Ben
Alright, beginning today, I will be taking steps.

Although I feel you are all partly responsible for these steps that I must now take, in the grand scheme of things, I don't think any of you should blame yourselves for anything that's happened.



Or anything that's going to happen.

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 9:04 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
You're not going on strike, are you? Cos that kinda shit just ain't cool.

Posted: Tue Oct 22, 2002 9:10 pm
by Ben
I'm going to take steps. That's all I'm prepared to say at this moment.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 5:25 am
by gsdgsd
The board was down for a little bit yesterday. Was that Ben's handiwork?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:03 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Yeah, seriously, Ben -- what kind of steps?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:05 pm
by Ben
I am going to take steps. Again, it would be inappropriate for me to say anything else at this time.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:31 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Baby steps?

GIMME SOME DAMNED INFO ON THE STEPS YOU WORTHLESS SPACKLE OF SUBHUMA--



(Shit. This ain't helpin'.)

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:37 pm
by bruce
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Baby steps?
Like I said, twelve steps.

Bruce

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:56 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Yeah, true dat. 12 steps, Ben? I will presume 12 steps if you do not say anything...


...


... okaaay.... right...

12 steps it is, then! HAHHAAHAH DRUNQUI!!!

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:03 pm
by Ben
This is just the sort of disrespectful behavior I have been subject to here that has caused me to begin taking steps.

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 6:06 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Aren't you supposed to apologize to everyone you've wronged at some point, Captain Morgan?

Posted: Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:42 pm
by bruce
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Aren't you supposed to apologize to everyone you've wronged at some point, Captain Morgan?
That'd be Step Nine. I don't think he's there yet. Give the man a break, eh? This twelve-step thing can be difficult the first few times.

Bruce

Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:17 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You know I love you like a brother, man. I have not been giving either the board, JC or the RFTK portion of the JC site the amount of attention that I should be giving it in these last few weeks
I would like it noted that *six months* into the new JC, I was saying that I wasn't giving it enough attention.