Something New.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:37 pm
It's true. I ate somthing new today.
I frequent a sandwich shop called Deli Planet. I even go there despite the cutesy names they've created for their sandwiches (my favorite name is the Hammy Davis, Jr. - Naming a ham sandwich after a Jew is just terrific).
However, unlike Moe's (seriously, do those asshole think I'm anything but annoyed that my "burrito artist" stares blankly at me until I muster up the humility to ask for a "Joey Bag of Donuts?" I've tried simply ordering a burrito; I've tried just saying "a Joey;" it's all to no avail. They're either retarded or devilishly proud of themselves), Deli Planet has a computerized ordering screen, saving me the shame of actually ordering something with a terrible name.
Today, Deli Planet got my order wrong. I guess they were a little distracted by the zero other customers in the store. After months of ordering a plain ham and cheese sandwich on a white hoagie roll, they decide that I'd be better off this time with what I assume is a zesty spinach wrap. They got the ham and cheese part right, but it's contained within what looks like a green soft taco.
Well, I ate it and didn't mind it a bit. It was pretty close to flavorless and I'm giving myself bonus points for trying something involving a leafy green.
I frequent a sandwich shop called Deli Planet. I even go there despite the cutesy names they've created for their sandwiches (my favorite name is the Hammy Davis, Jr. - Naming a ham sandwich after a Jew is just terrific).
However, unlike Moe's (seriously, do those asshole think I'm anything but annoyed that my "burrito artist" stares blankly at me until I muster up the humility to ask for a "Joey Bag of Donuts?" I've tried simply ordering a burrito; I've tried just saying "a Joey;" it's all to no avail. They're either retarded or devilishly proud of themselves), Deli Planet has a computerized ordering screen, saving me the shame of actually ordering something with a terrible name.
Today, Deli Planet got my order wrong. I guess they were a little distracted by the zero other customers in the store. After months of ordering a plain ham and cheese sandwich on a white hoagie roll, they decide that I'd be better off this time with what I assume is a zesty spinach wrap. They got the ham and cheese part right, but it's contained within what looks like a green soft taco.
Well, I ate it and didn't mind it a bit. It was pretty close to flavorless and I'm giving myself bonus points for trying something involving a leafy green.