Paraworld demo! OR GET YOUR RTS ON

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:55 pm

http://www.myskulls.com/en/news/26938/

Multiplayer Demo. It's pretty fun so far. Nice looking, and since everyone is just fucking SICK OF TRASH. Also, I never played C&C and probably am really really bad at it.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:56 am

Instead of Worm and his "shareware of the moment" (Trash... Ya... I'm going to play a game called Trash), Jonsey converts the Jolt Country BBS into a multiplayer Text Adventure?

Posts could be scribblings on the wall!

Worm could be delegated to a corner and repeatedly raped!
/rape the_stupid_fuck

Pinback and Jonsey would barricade themselves in a room, protecting their lovers from the diseased touch of the masses! /barricade against_spammers

And I could get lost in a maze... /open trap_door

Would Jolt Country be represented as a prison? Maybe a floundering island precariously tipping over into a black hole (wherein, only our "Efforts Combined!" with the power of Love could save it!).

A walled off town inhabited by flesh eating bunnies? Hmm...

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:46 am

Everyone hates people who type "hmm" fyi.

Think of it Draal, if you got good at this RTS it would be a perfect way to overcompensate and claim everyone secretly hates you!

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:01 pm

I'm merely a shell filled with the cliches and stereotypes of civilization.

PS The Koreans already hate me for Starcraft

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:31 pm

Whatever, I guess no one else wants to play this because they're unfun shits but don't feel the need to announce it in post form.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:02 pm

Posting to a 900 meg demo then crying about it, even after the eternal maw of the forum complains about a 116 mb file?

You appear to latch onto one shitty game and then become annoyed when everyone else finds something else to do with their time. Especially seeing how many times you tried to plug trash, instead of organizing a gala JC multiplayer event around a game everyone would actually want to play.

Civ 4 appears popular here, or find a multiplayer demo that doesn't require a DVD for distribution.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:23 pm

Worm wrote:Whatever, I guess no one else wants to play this because they're unfun shits but don't feel the need to announce it in post form.

The fuck is this? You posted at 7:00pm on a Friday night about an RTS and are calling us all out as unfun shits because we hadn't jumped on this one? Fine.

Last night I drove home from work, talked with my girlfriend about the Reptile Rescue, saw "Snakes on a Plane," went to sleep.

Today I had to do some Suburban Commando crap that is very boring and nobody cares about and that brings us to this post. Not much of a list, true, but then again it was less than 24 hours after first being made aware of this game, so the shortness of the link illustrates how little time had passed!

(Tonight we are headed to either a pig roast or someone's house warming party. I'm free tomorrow though.)

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:54 am

Draal wrote:You appear to latch onto one shitty game and then become annoyed when everyone else finds something else to do with their time. Especially seeing how many times you tried to plug trash, instead of organizing a gala JC multiplayer event around a game everyone would actually want to play.

Ben or CGG originally started plugging it. I mentioned it four times in ALL OF 2006 because Ben, ICJ, myself, Gerrit, and Milker were all playing it at one time so we all knew how to play, I wanted to see if anyone was still into it. So I figured I'd throw up another RTS, but here's the catch, they're all shitty. It's the company that's fun.

I know it's snarky to go "SEE YOU HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT HOW MUCH I PLUGGED THIS GAME", but really, if you're going to whine about something, make sure it happened.

Civ 4 appears popular here, or find a multiplayer demo that doesn't require a DVD for distribution.

Oh, yeah. No one really wants to play that at all, I can't blame them. Normal and quick games have your guys becoming obsolete during a war, and epic and marathon are probably a huge drag online.

File Size? Shut up. You're like the guy (a total asshole) screaming about people letting the cold/warm air out.

Also, with the realization that if I don't play Counterstrike at least once a week, I will stand no chance against and regular player who isn't a noob, I'm a little bored.

Draal · Post by **Draal** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:16 am

I'll be on battle.net playing either Diablo 2, Starcraft, or Warcraft 3. Message PingPongPicard if your feeling up for a game.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:42 pm

ParaWorld is an exciting prospect, based on my 30 minutes with the tutorial. It looks to be quite revolutionary.

Actually, no, it appears to be identical to Warcraft III, but with more colorful graphics.

This is not a bad thing. I am intrigued.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 21, 2006 11:27 pm

pinback wrote:ParaWorld is an exciting prospect, based on my 30 minutes with the tutorial. It looks to be quite revolutionary.

Actually, no, it appears to be identical to Warcraft III, but with more colorful graphics.

This is not a bad thing. I am intrigued.

I'm in if we can get Draal and Worm playing at the same time. So that we can eliminate this negativity that has surrounded the board like a retard playing Atari Surround.