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Need some help
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:37 pm
by Vitriola
Does anyone out there have a boc of Act II popcorn or kettle corn out there? If so, or you have a similarly sized object, can you measure it for me in inches across the front, height and width?
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 2:53 pm
by itgirl
Are you crocheting a popcorn box cozy? If so, can you include cut up beer cans in the design?
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 3:11 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I demand that Vitriola tell us the Act II popcorn story. It's great. You've never seen a bag of popcorn hold ONE HUNDRED GALLONS of popcorny goodness, but you WILL have seen it by the end of the story.
I will begin paying all of you for your stories. It's an epidemic... of savings!
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 6:03 pm
by Vitriola
What are you offering?
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:51 pm
by bruce
Vitriola wrote:What are you offering?
I think he's offering your buttery buttery popcorn.
If you know what I'm sayin'.
And I think you
do.
Bruce
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:05 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
bruce wrote:Vitriola wrote:What are you offering?
I think he's offering your buttery buttery popcorn.
If you know what I'm sayin'.
And I think you
do.
Bruce
Yeah, my bad, sorry about that. I am offering a bag of me-jerking-int0-corn sauce. This offer is good for all of you, by the way. Finally, get your hands on a Taste of JC! This website is IntEraCtIVe!~!`!
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:05 pm
by Vitriola
Um, no. I'm good.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:17 pm
by Vitriola
Story - this chick has been trying to adopt a snake from us for a couple months. She has adopted one already, and seemed sane when she did it. She then tried to adopt another. The one seems ok. The next one she tried to adopt, because we require pictures sent to us so we can see where someone is putting an animal, was going to go into a too small tank. Our minimum is 55 gallons. When I questioned her, she declined to adopt.
She then turns in adoption application for another snake a month later, which I am now screening, sends pics of the SAME too small tank, only she has changed it around, and tried to tell me it was a 55. I know 55s are 4 feet across. She sent me this pic:
When, playing the game, I ask her for dimensions, she then says it's a 3' x 3' x 53" across. Which, googling, is a 300 gallon tank. Bitch is lying out her ass. I called her on it, she has not responded. Anyway, that's Act II popcorn story.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:49 pm
by bruce
Vitriola wrote:
Yeah, that would be a 10 gallon tank.
Bruce
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:55 pm
by Vitriola
Actually, no, it's a 40 tall. I just had to shrink the pic. But, still, too small for a 4' snake. I don't know why she went crazy, but now I worry about her first snake she got from us.
Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 11:08 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Vitriola wrote:Actually, no, it's a 40 tall. I just had to shrink the pic. But, still, too small for a 4' snake. I don't know why she went crazy, but now I worry about her first snake she got from us.
What? CLEARLY that is 100 gallons of popcorn goodness.
I don't know why you're all not more trusting of people down at the RR.
Posted: Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:21 am
by AArdvark
And why the HELL is there a box of popcorn in a snake tank? Last I understood, most snakes do microwave popocorn because of the dearth of digits issue. If that box is in there simply to show the scale of the tank then I believe a tape measure would have been more suitable.
Obviously crazy person, Do not mail her any snakes.
THE
INSUFFICENT
MENTAL
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AARDVARK