Jolt Country

Hey guys!! There is a Namco arcade in the mall across the street from work! They have Galaga there!!

I should play it, try to get the high score, and then take a digital picture of my accomplishment, shouldn't I? Well???

Don't just play it, STEAL IT! unplug it just before they close and show up the next day, pretending to be a fix-it guy, then proclaim that you must take it back to your workshop at the north pole and stuff the entire machine up the chimbly (after getting little Cindy-Lou a drink)


THE
JUST A
SUGGESTION
AARDVARK

Yeah, Jones. You go get your "high score", as you put it. Let's see what you got, big boy.

OK guys, I will go do that!!

UH OH I AM IN TRUBBLE NOW!!!!!!!

Hm. Really? Cos look what Jonsey found:

On either level 1 or 2 (it doesn't matter) let the last line of "bees" enter the screen without shooting them. Now, complete the level, BUT DO NOT KILL THE 2 BEES ON THE LEFT OF THE SCREEN.

Now, let these bees dive bomb you over and over and over...

After approx. 10 to 15 minutes, they'll stop firing at you. Let them go by a 4 or 5 times to make sure that they've stopped firing. Now kill them.....and voila!! NOBODY WILL FIRE AT YOU FOR THE REST OF THE GAME!! This will work on games with the original ROM set only. This "cheat" was put in by one of the programmers. I've been told he did this so he could beat the high score on any Galaga.

Dear, Space Bee #19284502. I am God.

That sounds like a rumor to me. Like the one about BattleZone and the active volvcano.(for those of you not researching; the rumor was that if you kept driving towards the active volcano in the background you would eventually come to a castle or palace whereupon you could go exploring and such all in the confines of your tank)

I did find an interesting glitch in Medal of Honor:Allied Assault. though
Details tomorrow...



THE
WISH I KNEW ABOUT
THE GALAGA THING
A LONG TIME AGO
AARDVARK

Beat THIS, mother FREAKING effers.

U GET FREE SHIP AT 420000!! U LOST 2 SHIPS BEFORE 10000 MORE POINTS?? HAAAAAAAA!!!!

Space Bee #19284502 wrote:U GET FREE SHIP AT 420000!! U LOST 2 SHIPS BEFORE 10000 MORE POINTS?? HAAAAAAAA!!!!

Hey, didn't I see you today? Cowering, right before I vaporized you with my missiles?

Bruce

bruce wrote:Hey, didn't I see you today? Cowering, right before I vaporized you with my missiles?

GALAGA ARMY HAS STRICK QUALITY CONTROLS. U ONLY GRAZED ME BUT MOTHER SHIP TOOK ME OUT OF THE GAME TO RECOVER AND FLY AT YOUR BUTT ANOTHER DAY. HAAAAAAAA!!!

BZZZ!!!

CAREFUL BEE, I THINK BRUEC ALRAEDY HAS ENOUGH FLYING AT HIS BUTT AS IT IS...

(HE IS SPACE FAGOIT #19482752 HAHA)

HA!

Oh, MONKEY MONKEY is just bitter because Donkey Kong--who's always in a bad mood because I keep dropping him on his head--puts the hammer to MM every single night, really brutally, and then to wash the humiliating taste of his defeat at my hands out of his big simian mouth, squirts a humiliating taste of defeat into MONKEY MONKEY's quivering, boyish throat.

And while we're thinking about Donkey Kong in a sexual context, I wanted to point out that it's really too bad that a Mario Brothers movie has already been made, and tanked. Because I know who should play Mario: Ron Jeremy. He's made for the part.

Bruce

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT::::

I hereby retire from my career in the Federation of Space Planet Army Federation in my fight against the evil Galagian Empire. This was a difficult decision, to be sure, and it was largely based on the fact that I've only broken 300,000 once, and scored over 400,000 in that game itself, so it seems unlikely I shall ever eclipse that mark.

But more importantly, I just feel like I need to spend more time with my family.

Space Bee #19284502, you have been a worthy foe, and though I will hate you and your kind for all eternity, somewhere in the middle of all of that hatred is a small core of respect. That is all I can offer you now.

FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!!

WHAT, YA CAN'T TAKE IT???

HAAAAAAAAA!!! BZZZ!!!

you can find some nice galaga remakes on www.fungamesplaza.com/pc-galaga.html

Timely as today's headlines!

alexm wrote:you can find some nice galaga remakes on www.fungamesplaza.com/pc-galaga.html

I think we'd all much prefer.


SPEEDY BUBBLES

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SPEEDY BLOCKS

Just look at the awards.


How nice of you to host the award images on your own webspace!