Anna Nicole=teh d34d

[Lysander]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/anna_nicole_smith

Of particular amusement to me is this line:

Poor Anna Nicole. She's been the underdog. She's been besieged ... and she's been trying her best and nobody should have to endure what she's endured.

Only in America can you marry someone worth 500 million dollars and be called poor.

[Vitriola]

Only in America can you have the world going for you, but since you CHOSE to be a cheap drama queen/media-whore, people will feel sorry for you because, for some reason, you never had a choice.

[Souffle of Pain.]

She was just the life support system for her tits anyway.

[co]

I didn't realize that silicon needed life support.