BURGER WARS!

[Ben]

Please approach this in an unbiased fashion. I know we all have fun saying how worthless I am (for which I am about to take steps), but this is serious business.

Which burger looks more appetizing?

BURGER 1:


BURGER 2:


Thanks for your cooperation.

[ChainGangGuy]

Burger 1 doesn't look too bad at all. Why, I'd even go so far as to say its a GOOD lookin' burger.

Burger 2 is another story. I chuckle at it. Also, I cannot identify the reddish ooze seeping out from under the patty. It doesn't seem the right color to be ketchup, more like a cranberry spread.

My vote goes to: BURGER 1. Yum!!

[Burger Wars Mediator]

(The reddish substance is the juice from the ground beef. Burger 2 was cooked rare, whereas Burger 1 was cooked medium-well to well. Thank you for your participation in Burger Wars I.)

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

the second burger looks like poop

[King Poopy]

:(

[MONKEY MONKEY]

WHAT FAGOIT VOTED FOR NO EAT MEAT????

(LIKE I DONT ALREADY KNOW... MAYBE NEXT BRUGER WARS SOMEBODY SHOULD COOK A FAGOIT BURGER FOR .. WELL I THINK U KNOW))(

[bruce]

WHAT FAGOIT VOTED FOR NO EAT MEAT????

Sorry, MONKEY MONKEY. I voted for Burger Number One. Because Number Two looks like, as has been pointed out, Number Two.

Bruce

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hey, why the hell isn't Clash on here defending his cooking? You know, it would do me no end of good if I could look at the Members List for Jolt Country BBS and see "Clash" there as a registered party. I mean, the guy is a classic net denizen who -- let's be honest -- was pretty much the only guy who supplied us with daily, tasty content the entire summer long through his "Clash Files" thing.

I'd stop thinking of the sweet release that suicide would so lovingly bring for an ENTIRE NIGHT if Clash would drop by and tell us to all fuck off for ragging on his cheeseburgers.