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Top 5 Reasons It's Awesome To Get Your Face Eaten By A Dog
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:04 pm
by pinbacker
5. Get to hear "what the hell happened to your face?" at least twenty-three times before lunch.
4. You can act all pitiful and lazy around your girlfriend and still get away with it.
3. Gives you something else to focus on besides the fact that you're
not drinking anymore even though you really, really could go for a liter of vodka right about now.
2. More knives and needles around your face and eyes means: MORE FUN!
1. Mike Vick jokes!
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:38 pm
by Worm
When will this dog be terminated?
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:10 pm
by pinbacker
It will be allowed to live out its natural life.
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:14 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:It will be allowed to live out its natural life.
They're not going to kill it? How are you going to save face?
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:11 pm
by pinbacker
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:They're not going to kill it? How are you going to save face?
A little late for THAT, isn't it?
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:34 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:They're not going to kill it? How are you going to save face?
A little late for THAT, isn't it?
Audience:
laughs
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:42 am
by Worm
Will this dog at least be muzzled? Do you have an option of trial by combat?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:21 am
by pinbacker
Worm wrote:Will this dog at least be muzzled?
Absolutely not.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:30 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:Worm wrote:Will this dog at least be muzzled?
Absolutely not.
Did someone at least say, "Bad boy!" to the monster?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:52 am
by pinbacker
Yes. He was roundly scolded by the staff, as was the staff itself for not warning us about the dog's temperamental nature.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:15 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:Yes. He was roundly scolded by the staff, as was the staff itself for not warning us about the dog's temperamental nature.
So is the staff at least going to be put down? I want blood. I am looking for blood. (Not yours - you apparently spurted it out like a backed-up fire hydrant during a galaxy-wide blueshift.)
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:06 pm
by pinbacker
The entire operation is being shut down and the dogs are all being let free to roam the countryside.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:41 pm
by Vitriola
That'll take care of the jaguar problem, at least.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:50 pm
by Worm
Where was this dog? Did you visit the SPCA (more cats)?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:58 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:The entire operation is being shut down and the dogs are all being let free to roam the countryside.
Are people being issued the proper number of coins to flee to the ferries and escape this teeming grotto of man-eating Cerberuses?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:06 pm
by pinbacker
Worm wrote:Where was this dog? Did you visit the SPCA (more cats)?
The dog was at the local dog rescue, where I was doing volunteer work.
Specifically, the dog was in the administrative office, by the door.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:13 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:Worm wrote:Where was this dog? Did you visit the SPCA (more cats)?
The dog was at the local dog rescue, where I was doing volunteer work.
Specifically, the dog was in the administrative office, by the door.
Do you now agree that volunteering JUST DOESN'T WORK?
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:42 pm
by Worm
Why don't you just give blood? I mean, donate, not bleed in another dog's mouth.
Re: Top 5 Reasons It's Awesome To Get Your Face Eaten By A D
Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:04 pm
by Vitriola
pinbacker wrote:3. Gives you something else to focus on besides the fact that you're
not drinking anymore even though you really, really could go for a liter of vodka right about now.
Good job, guys! Like I'm sooo doing sooo much better! It took me 6 minutes for me to this this post! All 4 lines worth! I even had to look this up for inspiraton. wtf. You have no idea how many typos I had to correct to post this.