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The Chess 2K7
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:24 pm
by pinbacker
Alright, I've got Chessmaster The Tenth loaded up and ready to go.
WHO IS UP FOR SOME THE CHESS?!?!?
Come on! It will be fun! I can post screenshots so we don't have any more arguments about who moved what pawn where, and whether you move the king two or three spaces when you castle!
It's THE CHESS, and it's waiting for YOU!
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:59 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
You're posting screens? It's ON. I will give someone else a chance to play first, but if by Wednesday night you don't have a Chess Warrior, it's me and it's ON.
When I win I want you to explain why you call it "THE" Chess.
Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:25 pm
by pinbacker
You hear that folks? It's time for you to step up and PLAY THE CHESS!
If you are worried about losing, I can tell you that on Chessmaster The Tenth, I am losing to built-in computer opponent profiles with descriptions like "Suzy, 6 years old, just learned game" and "Phelps, learning disabled boy born without nose" on a regular basis.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:23 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I think it's just you and me here these days, because I let the site die off. Whoops! MY bad.
I'm ready when you are. You can be "white."
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:42 am
by pinbacker
e2-e4!!!
Welcome...
...to the Chess.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:26 am
by hygraed
It isn't Wednesday night yet >:-(
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:44 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:e2-e4!!!
Welcome...
...to the Chess.
I respond with:
c5, sir.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:47 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
hygraed wrote:It isn't Wednesday night yet >:-(
My The Chess is The Shitty, so it won't be long before you are able to tackle the winner (Ben). But previously, Ben was able to play two games in two threads at the same time, so that is an option as well.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:03 pm
by pinbacker
I respond with...
2. c4
...for no reason at all!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:21 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:I respond with...
2. c4
...for no reason at all!
I see your move and raise you
Nf6.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:26 pm
by pinbacker
Okay, I can no longer picture this in my head. I will have to wait till I get home, OR start drawing a chess diagram in notepad or something.
Let me do that.
Ah, there we go...
...to which I reply:
Nc3!!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:06 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
a6
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:29 pm
by pinbacker
That is some fine The Chess playing there, Mr. Jonsey!
...now, how does
Nf3 taste?!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:44 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:That is some fine The Chess playing there, Mr. Jonsey!
Wait... seriously? For real?
My next move is...
d6.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:53 pm
by pinbacker
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:pinbacker wrote:That is some fine The Chess playing there, Mr. Jonsey!
Wait... seriously? For real?
I guess! How the fuck would I know?
d6.
It's a Pawn Party!
h3!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:03 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
g6, good sir, if you could.
I read, in olden days, black had to request moves from white and not just make them, so I am trying to do the same for an old time feel. Why did he have to ask to move? Because he was black.
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:25 pm
by pinbacker
Pawns, pawns, and more pawns! I counter you with...
d4
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:39 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Bh6. Thank ye kindly!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:48 pm
by pinbacker
Hmm. Interesting. That would put us here:
Which would put me here:
Bxh6!
Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:58 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
What the FUCK was that? God DAMMIT! Every fuckng time I play chess I make some dumb mistake and fuck the game up. God DAMMIT. God DAMMMIT MOTHERFUCKER.
I need to drive home and actually look at the fucking board before I move again. Fuck. FUCK!!!