The Chess 2K7, Rnd 2: This Shit Ain't Checkers, Jake
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:31 pm
Much like Russ Adams trying to throw a routine ground ball hit directly at him, *I* too will go...
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The Chess 2K7, Rnd 2: This Shit Ain't Checkers, Jake
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:35 pm
motherfucking e5
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:42 pm
Fortune smiles upon then, Pinback!
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:44 pm
Nf6
"Every game of chess begins the exact same goddamn way." - Everyone who has ever played the chess.
"Every game of chess begins the exact same goddamn way." - Everyone who has ever played the chess.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:46 pm
Nf3
I'm going to put little Magic:The Gathering style quotes at the end of my moves.
"Hey guys, I'm a horse! Mooooooooo!"
I'm going to put little Magic:The Gathering style quotes at the end of my moves.
"Hey guys, I'm a horse! Mooooooooo!"
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:51 pm
Also, there hasn't been a post about Comic Books or AD&D in light years around here. So I propose making the other base be "The Chess and AD&D."
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:53 pm
Nxe4
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:54 pm
I thought we were setting up our bases? What the hell is wrong with you? BASES, motherFUCKER!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:56 pm
Nc3
"Fear is the inloquacious bastard's word for being a pustile-oozing weeping vagina."
"Fear is the inloquacious bastard's word for being a pustile-oozing weeping vagina."
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:58 pm
Nxc3
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:07 pm
Haha, you moved the same piece twice (three times!) in your opening! When it comes to a shitty player swapping with a good player, I'll swap straight up plus a pawn with you every time!
Every time! Hahaha! Way to fall... into my trap!
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"You haven't heard the last from us!"
Every time! Hahaha! Way to fall... into my trap!
"OOOOOH-HOOO-HOOOO-HAHHAHAAH!" -- The Dead Kids Foundation
"[youtube][/youtube]" -- Ice Cream Jonsey
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"You haven't heard the last from us!"
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:26 pm
Nc6, I suppose.
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:25 pm
SOMEONE BETTER CONTACT THE POPE
COS I AM KILLING THE PARRISH
COS I AM KILLING THE PARRISH
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:29 pm
I don't understand it
'Cause you won't say yes
But you don't say no
You say you know we shouldn't
You keep holding out
But you don't let go
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move
You're giving me the business
With what old come-on
But you don't come across
You get me so excited
Don't you know you're such a tease
When I think you're getting hot
You're not
So what's the problem
What's wrong
This kiss and miss
You know it can't go on
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
'Cause we can't go on
I want you to know
It's your move
Your turn to go
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things you ain't buying
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hand
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
'Cause you won't say yes
But you don't say no
You say you know we shouldn't
You keep holding out
But you don't let go
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things
That you ain't buying
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move
You're giving me the business
With what old come-on
But you don't come across
You get me so excited
Don't you know you're such a tease
When I think you're getting hot
You're not
So what's the problem
What's wrong
This kiss and miss
You know it can't go on
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
'Cause we can't go on
I want you to know
It's your move
Your turn to go
I'm giving up on trying
To sell you things you ain't buying
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hand
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Make a move
Oh, we can't go on
Do you understand
It's all in your hands
It's your move
I've made up my mind
Time is running out
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:18 pm
The last time I made a move before consulting the board properly you took my bishop and the game.
I'll check in after the game. (The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)
I'll check in after the game. (The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 8:48 pm
g3
"You're Ramsey Richards - the kid with the heart of a champion!"
"You're Ramsey Richards - the kid with the heart of a champion!"
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:34 pm
At least they got that kind down.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:(The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 9:42 pm
Yeah, nice to know they won't have to practice that this week. What a debacle. The whole reason you don't go for it on 4th and 1 late is to not get embarrassed by the score. Doesn't work when it's that goddamn a-hole Peyton Manning at the helm because he would run up the score on the Saints if his fucking father was behind center.pinbacker wrote:At least they got that kind down.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:(The Saints just scored a defensive touchdown.)
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 10:58 pm
You checked back in! For the chess!
You know, I really do like the chess!
You know, I really do like the chess!
Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 11:01 pm
He's got that down-home country charm, though!
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