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The next chess game

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:21 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I'm going to be ready to play next week (well, after this weekend) but I would like to learn a little more before going back into the fray.

That being said, I tried to swap pieces with Pinback in order to decrease the complexity, and it almost "almost worked." I'm not going to say I almost beat him, but it was more competitive. Barely.

I would like to play a game and accomplish the following:

- Serious offensive attacks in the other guy's zone

... I guess that's it. I don't want my lands impacted by all that violence.

Re: The next chess game

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:25 pm
by pinbacker
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I tried to swap pieces with Pinback in order to decrease the complexity
Yeah, but you were swapping rooks for knights, and swapping pawns for pawn-shaped volumes of air.

AIR IS NOT A CHESS PIECE.

Re: The next chess game

Posted: Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:17 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
pinbacker wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I tried to swap pieces with Pinback in order to decrease the complexity
Yeah, but you were swapping rooks for knights, and swapping pawns for pawn-shaped volumes of air.

AIR IS NOT A CHESS PIECE.
Well I also didn't win either! Jesus man! Way to be a PRICK when you win! Here's you, are you ready? Here's you. Here's you:

NYAAAHAHHHH AIR FOR PAWNS HAW HAW HAW

YOU SUCK JONES

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:22 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I accomplished the thing I needed to accomplish, so I can start this Sunday night if you can, Ben.

Chess 2K7 Round Three: Best of [x]!

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:24 am
by pinbacker
WHO GOES FIRST!?!?

If I go first, I go:

1. a3

Just to SHAKE SHIT UP.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:25 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
That move says, "I can do anything and still beat you." At least according to a Wikipedian with Asperger's.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:25 am
by pinbacker
I was going to probably have to go a3 at some point anyway.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:32 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Hahah, so you just want to get it out of the way? To save time later? That's pretty good.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:35 am
by pinbacker
In the chess, we call that "transposing" moves. Like, my next move is going to be Qxh8, which will eventually checkmate you, but I thought I'd just do it right away so we can get on to game four.