I Plan On Making This BBS Very Uncomfortable

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:11 pm

Here is the new trajectory for the New Jolt Country Dot Com in the coming year, which came to me in a brainwave during the Level 9 thread.

The secret password is verbal abuse.

Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:23 pm

Will this be before or after you get around to fixing our above-range microwave/vent fan/light that has been broken since Christmas Eve?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:06 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:chocolate-assed fuckers

Don't let Finsternis hear about this, he'll be all over this place!!

(Because he's FAT and will EAT THINGS even if they are ASSES covered in CHOCOLATE! GET IT?!?)

You are a nice person, Jonsey, and I enjoy being your friend.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:19 pm

May I suggest 1) A script that bans the IP of anyone who isn't on a safe list, who actually tries posting and 2) A script that moves their thread to a designated forum?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:50 pm

Vitriola wrote:Will this be before or after you get around to fixing our above-range microwave/vent fan/light that has been broken since Christmas Eve?

after

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:52 pm

pinback wrote:You are a nice person, Jonsey, and I enjoy being your friend.

I called one of the cats "chocolate ass" because he has a big butt. For a cat.

Dayna said that having "chocolate ass" means that you created a mess, like, from that end, and the visual I was creating. I didn't want it to be that, in that case. But I did for the BBS post.

That's all. Food was only tangential to the discussion.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:53 pm

Anonymous wrote:May I suggest 1) A script that bans the IP of anyone who isn't on a safe list, who actually tries posting

I have no idea what you're talking about. There are exactly two forums on the Internet without restrictive, oppressive moderation, and I run 'em both.

Any chance you might expand on your point? I don't actually give a shit, and there is a zero percent chance you'll actually ever refer to this thread, but I thought I'd throw it out there.

Bugs · Post by **Bugs** » Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:43 pm

Hey, BobB. Take your Level 9 and cram it until it bleeds where you pee. What the fuck is Level 9 anyway?

Fuck you.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:34 am

They were a fucking British IF developer in the nineteen-fucking-eighties. They made the Silicon Dreams trilogy, Lords of Time, and Knight Orc.

Fucker.

I'm really not good at this

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:22 am

I hate everything!!

(That includes you!)

=)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:27 am

I would like to sell you a vial of crack. What's the best way to go about doing this? Just walk up when I see you parked?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:46 am

Generally, you're going to want to find a nice, secluded street-corner, prop yourself up on a folding chair, and hold a cardboard sign with "FREE KITTENS" scribbled on it in Sharpie.

That's sort of a secret "hood" thing which indicates that you are interested in selling passersby vials of crack.

hygraed · Post by **hygraed** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 4:41 pm

It is not necessary to actually have kittens with you when you do this.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:10 pm

Unless said kittens are in clear mason jars

That was my Shatner impression

THE
HAS BEEN
AARDVARK

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:25 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Here is the new trajectory for the New Jolt Country Dot Com in the coming year, which came to me in a brainwave during the Level 9 thread.

The secret password is verbal abuse.

Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Hey the dictionary called, they want the adjectives section back you fucking blowhard.

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:31 pm

Anonymous wrote:May I suggest 1) A script that bans the IP of anyone who isn't on a safe list, who actually tries posting and 2) A script that moves their thread to a designated forum?

WHY DONT WE ALL JUST DIAL IN AND WRITE MESSAGES ONE AT A TIME WHILE WE ARE IT YOU FUCKING maggot?

Knuckles the CLown · Post by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:33 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: The secret password is verbal abuse.

Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Finnaly a show for me, A SHOW FOR ME!

ChainGangGuy · Post by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu Jan 24, 2008 7:38 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Basically, from here on out, for the rest of the year, the only posts that matter are the ones calling out other, fellow posters as a bunch of dumb, chocolate-assed fuckers that inspire nothing but eye-rolling with every strained post.

FUCK. YOU!

Every day will be June 23rd!!

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