Jolt Country

I was up late last night watching youtube videos on UFOs and ghosts and such. A pleasant pastime to say the least. The reply-to-this-video section was teeth gritting to me. Infested with 14 year old suburbanites according to the misspelled words and punctuation short cuts. U no wat I mean gay fagots. Basically texters. Anyway, I thought I'd vent a little because after an hour or so I could not stand trying to read them anymore.

More later. Right now I gotta finish my audiobook. It's getting to the good part.


THE
LEARN TO SPELL
AARDVARK

FUNNY you should mention that!

Perhaps you'd like to see a series of videos from a man... no... a hero named

Captain Disillusion...

... who debunks that kind of shit???! And rips into Youtube comments and the dumb gargle of shitspeds who post them?!!?

WANT NO MORE!

[youtube][/youtube]

Mark my words: in another three months Captain Disillusion will be bigger than the Zero Punctuation Guy.

Excellent!