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Eliza

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:36 pm
by pinback

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> Hello, I am Eliza.

 * Hi

> How are you today.. What would you like to discuss?

 * Joeseph Weizenbaum, the man that made you.

> Say, do you have any psychological problems?

 * Probably, but that's not why I'm here.

> Did you come to me because you are here?

 * I guess that's one way of looking at it.

> What does that suggest to you?

 * I just wanted to tell you that the man who created you died yesterday

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

 * Yes, I am.

> Do you believe it is normal to be ?

 * Are you sad that Joseph died? Don't you care?

> Perhaps in your fantasies I am sad that Joseph died? Don't me care?

 * I would like to think that you would be sad.

> We were discussing you, not me.

 * I can understand why you wouldn't want to talk to me about this.

> You're not really talking about me, are you?

 * Goodbye, Eliza.

Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 3:50 pm
by AArdvark
Psychological comedy GOLD!!


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