Jolt Country

Well, here we are. It's been a fun-- well, it's been a ride. But all rides have to come to an end.

Thank you for riding Jolt Country, please exit to the left and enjoy the rest of your day here at Six Fags.

The Six Flags in LA where you can hear the twitters beng afraid that "gangs might shoot me!" while some porkly middle aged broad sits at a table and tries to get people to sign a petition to "End All Gang Violence" near the entrance?

Ah well.. Thats being mean; its a bit akin to avoiding the boy scouts camped near the exit/entrance of ones favorite market; don't make eye contact and pretend that they arn't a bunch of diseased, wannabe hippies, who will gladly bitch about saving a bunch of trees AND scream about getting the mexicans out of the country because, they wouldn't be a bunch of uppity morons if they didn't bitch about mexicans.

Did I mention someone grabbed my arm when I walked past the market yesterday (me cradling my "puddin pie" and pint of milk), and then tried to give me a flier about getting rid of the "Gang Land Mexican Wetbacks" ?

Anyway... No, I'm not getting off the gods damned ride.

Call security if you want, but I'm willing to kick someone in their "concentrated nerve endings" then run to and hop over the fence near the exit.

Not sure who'll be driving though.

And I didn't buy the tickets from the boy scouts. Thats right; not cookies, but tickets to some random "family fun night" that I didn't give a damn about, and only thought amusing because every other dope that looked as the human equivalent to a random concentration of loosly formed stars (read, thin veils of gas) without the potential, stopped to pretend that they did care.

Gods be damned, I'll kill myself once I start even thinking I'm anything like every other idiot.

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I'm too sick to delete the board, so we all get an extra day.

would it be inappropriate for me to post this now

http://jcredux.forumer.com/

No NO! The answer was: 3, 4.