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Firecrab.com is gonna be huge!
Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 11:17 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I just know it!
Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 8:48 pm
by pinback
Is it huge yet??!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:29 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
It's huge!
www.firecrab.com !
A web comic by the one and only Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:21 pm
by pinback
I hereby vow from now on to make sure that if the sea turtle speaks first in the last panel, his words are higher than the crab's!
THIS I VOW!!!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:32 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
To test this theory, perhaps the turtle should dominate one of the future conversations, and make the firecrab be reduced to little else than "yup" and "uh-huh."
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 1:59 pm
by pinback
Write your own web comic, fuckdick!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:04 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
As an employed former newspaper comic author, wouldn't a step to the WEB be a step backwards for me?
Onwards! To 50,000!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:44 pm
by pinback
I don't know!
posts++;!!!!!
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:36 pm
by AArdvark
Now, is this aforementioned comic strip the kind where the images do not change from day to day? Like that dinosaur one Beetle Bailey? I mean, I like crustations and cheese and all and I assume that the topics will range far and wide, but static images are what killed Xerox.
THE
THERMAL TRANSFER
AARDVARK
Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 5:37 pm
by pinback
I will tell you this:
The pictures will never, ever, EVER change. Not one pixel. Even if I become to really regret the way I designed the last panel, which has already pretty much happened.
That is the way it is, and the way it will always, always be.
POST COUNT = POST COUNT + 1
Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 4:50 pm
by AArdvark
HEY! 5/12 was GOOD! Please to be saving the strips so in some future far beyond the realms of mortals (next year, perhaps) we would be able to download them in bulk and peruse them at leisure.
THE
SUPER SPECIAL ISSUE #346
AARDVARK
Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 3:17 pm
by ChainGangGuy
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's huge!
Good call, Jonsey, you were
right on the money!
HUGE!
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:04 pm
by AArdvark
What would happen if the dialog was transferred from Firecrab to some other boring comic strip? just for laughs, take a recent strip and change it to Dennis the Menace or Fred Basset.
I'd almost pay to see Fred Basset say 'Ego Porn.'
THE
BLACK AND WHITE
AND READ NO PLACE
AARDVARK
Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:06 pm
by pinback
Can you do it? Please? Or someone?
Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:26 pm
by AArdvark
I tried like hell to find the 'right' Beetle Bailey strip to use and all it did was numb my brains from reading absolute crud. maybe Bloom County or Dilbert or something. Starting out with a comic that's good, and changing the dialog, will only make it better.
THE
CAN'T POLISH SHIT
AARDVARK
Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:56 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Maybe we can have one more Firecrab? For old time's sake?
Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:47 am
by ChainGangGuy
It doesn't even have to be huge!
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:51 pm
by ChainGangGuy
Why not a special edition of Firecrab to commemorate Clash Day 2009? It doesn't even have to be huge!
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:42 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
The world is Pinback's oyster! He doesn't give a shit about Firecrab any more!
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:39 pm
by AArdvark
So, it was gonna be huge, just not for very long.
THE
FIRECRAB
VIAGRA
AARDVARK