Jolt Country

So, I am sitting here at the ole 9 to 5 getting hungry. I recently purchased some Sriracha based on my old friend la coook a ra chaaaa, Pinback's recommendations.

What curves hunger pains better then a bag of Ruffles topped with some HOT CHILI SAUCE. I love the way the sauce spelunkers it's way into each ridge within the Ruffle.

Am I the only one that enjoys weird food combinations?

Robb Sherwinnnn just recently let me in on the peanut butter, marshmallow sandwich.

I hear in some states people enjoy peanut butter pickle sandwichs.

I am also a sucker for french fries and a shake. Dip them french fried taters in that ice milk and pure enjoyment begins.

Also, remember when people thought it was so strange to ask for Ranch dressing with your french fries?

I am a ranch freak. In fact, I used to be able to order a pizza from a local outfit that would use Ranch instead of pizza sauce for me. IT WAS AWESOME!

milker wrote:Am I the only one that enjoys weird food combinations?

When's the baby due?

Bruce

I make graham cracker pie crust in a mixing bowl and eat it.

Chopped pickles, mayo, mustard, relish, and crumbled ruffles chips mixed together, used as a dip for more chips. Topped with sour cream and/or melted cheese.

Fries dipped in clam chowder
Corn and gravy
White wine and orange juice


Things I think are weird and horrible, even though I like both ingredients, that other people like:

Potatoes and garlic
Chocolate and pretzels
Hot dogs and catsup
Breakfast and burritos

Draal Ranger wrote:Chopped pickles, mayo, mustard, relish, and crumbled ruffles chips mixed together, used as a dip for more chips. Topped with sour cream and/or melted cheese.

This sounds pretty good. I'ma going to have this and that pie crust monstrosity my brother mentioned and call it a night.

All right, gents. I enjoy putting hot sauce on breakfast. Who's with me? Who the FUCK is with me?

I don't think that's a weird combination.

The omelet shop where Kathy and I go every week always has FOUR hot sauce bottles on each table (tabasco, tapatio, cholula, and their own home-made brand) and also two shelves full of other hot sauces to sample.

I refuse to eat breakfast without hot sauce.

I put hot sauce of some sort on every breakfast food I eat, except oatmeal. It's weirder to NOT use hot sauce.

Agreed. Robb kind of ruined this thread.

Originally it was supposed to be, "I enjoy hot sauce on dead hooker gash," but I couldn't get it past the fucking net nanny censor at work. So that's why.