Jolt Country

Last night, Coldstone and I played a "test" game, he using his demo copy, and me using my real copy!

I think a good time was had by all! Ol' Maggie Moo there can back me up on that, but I feel confident in saying it. However, not all went 100% smoothly.

Here are the things we learned during the Defcon Game Nite Preview, featuring Pinback and the Blue Bunny:

1. Demo users cannot join password-protected games! This means that if any freeloader wants to use a demo copy for Thursday Nite Game Nite, I will have to leave my server ("ThereWillBeNukes") unprotected. Oh well!

2. If you drop from the game right in the middle, THIS is what is going to happen to your ass:

I enjoyed none of the nicknames you gave me in your post. None of them.

Coldstone was the one I hated the least, but I still hated it. I hate.

We're not going to do this really late EST, are we? I've got to drive to Pennsylvania on Friday.

Didn't I say 9 PM PST? Didn't I already say that?

And now you're fucking with me?

Eat my tainted taint you fuck face. Just get home and play the game, then you can drink, eat curry, and fuck the missus. The only way I'm staying up past midnight is with pants around my ankles and Charlie's Angels on the mission.

FUCK YOU WORM

You are NO LONGER INVITED to participate in DEFCON NITE because you will (and are already trying to) screw it up with your JUVENILE TANTRUMS and IDIOTIC, INDECIPHERABLE BULLSHIT.

Got it, DICKNUTS?

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Well hey, have fun with no one who matters!

Ouch!

Damn, Worm just called the rest of you people irrelevant!

You just gonna take that??

I thought he was talking about the rest of you guys.

Okay, now I'm down.