Defcon Nite #2: Yeah, an abortion

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:27 pm

I. CAN'T. STAY. CONNECTED.

I am getting a new router anyway, so I am going to get one that does ONE thing and does it well: LETS ME STAY CONNECTED.

(flips keyboard)
(strokes chin)

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 25, 2008 11:28 pm

What happened here was that Pinner (China) was attacking me through the Pacific. I placed all my dudes in the Atlantic.

Also, note me saying, "Ha ha, he dropped!" before realizing that the game had dropped ME.

Anyway, I bought the game ($15 through Steam) so if you want to play as a demo some night, Kat, feel free. I know that Worm and hygraed have it - not sure about ChainGangGuy??

I can next play on Wednesday if that works for anyone.

wormk · Post by **wormk** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:31 am

I just need to disable some stupid crap on my router for next time I think.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:24 am

NEXT WEDNESDAY IS DEFCON NITE 3, with the following provisions:

1. Robb has to get his fucking network straight.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:24 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What happened here was that Pinner (China) was attacking me through the Pacific. I placed all my dudes in the Atlantic.

If the T-Rex was real, he would be chomping my boats!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:42 pm

The router I want is a hundred bucks on Newegg. ($92, I think?) I need to look at my bills for next month, but this should be doable.

I am up for $210 because I ran a red light coming back from an arcade moving party a couple weekends ago. Two bills for running a red light, sort of! The cop was HOT, too. Easily the finest female office I've ever seen. I am thinking of contesting it just to see if she'll show up at the hearing.

But then I realize that I am sure every single red-blooded male she has ever pulled over in her career has thought the same thing, so what's the point. What's the point of anything?

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:03 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What's the point of anything?

Okay, DEFCON NITE 3 now has the following two provisions:

1. Robb must have gotten a new router.

2. Robb must not have used the router to electrocute himself in a bathtub.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:28 pm

Man, the night after Defcon Night one (which was mainly TF2 for me) I woke up the next day and drove five hours straight. I have to start training a guy tomorrow and continue thursday and friday. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'll see you on 4.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:37 pm

NEXT Wednesday, you FUCK.

Also, if Robb gets his shit straight, we can actually try for a Labor Day Defcon Day, but I'm sure you all have lives, and won't just be sitting at home feeding dogs and playing Defcon all day.

savvyraven · Post by **savvyraven** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 6:39 pm

Oh rub it in, Douchebag.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:01 pm

Hey, at least you'll be a spending it with a great guy!

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 7:15 pm

My own girl "douchebagged" me?

...

I feel as if my whole life makes sense now.

pinback · Post by **pinback** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:17 pm

Only when it's fitting :)

savvyraven · Post by **savvyraven** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:19 pm

Sorry. That was me up there. I guess now I'M the douche bag.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:08 pm

Ben, you have been at your least douchebaggy while playing Defcon. As someone who is much, much better at the game than I am, I don't know how you manage to stop constantly talking shit.