I Attempt To Hook Up With Super 8's Automated Marketing
Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 5:22 pm
I made a reservation at Super 8. After you do this, a fake "chat window" comes up, where an automated script attempts to sign you up for some shit. But they didn't count on me, a man who has nothing better to do than to actually try to chat with an automated script.
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Jessica says: Hi ben, I'm Jessica and just for visiting Super 8 today, we'd like to give you the opportunity to get $20 off your Super 8 reservation. Please type HI or HELLO in the space below to let me know you are there...
Jessica says: Just type HI in the space below...
ben says: hi
ben says: HI
Jessica says: Hi ben, I have great news! Just for chatting with me today, I can increase your savings from $20 to $30! That's a $30 cash back mail-in rebate on the reservation you just made!
ben says: fucking HELLO
Jessica says: This comes along with a membership to Super 8, Travelers Advantage with the first 30 days FREE. You'll enjoy FULL ACCESS to our travel agency and get our LOW PRICE GUARANTEE on all of your eligible travel reservations!
ben says: a/s/l?
Jessica says: You have a full month to sample all the money saving benefits after joining the Super 8, Travelers Advantage program. If you wish to take advantage of this great offer, we will obtain the reservation information that you just provided to Super 8, including credit card number and billing address, and activate your membership, where the first 30 days are free.
ben says: u type fast r u hot
Jessica says: You can cancel at anytime AFTER approximately 72 hours from today when your information is entered in the system and within the free trial. There is NO cancellation or penalty fee, and you STILL qualify for the rebate. NO cost to join, NO cancellation fees, NO hidden charges. There are NO upfront charges and your account will NOT be billed before the 30 days FREE trial expires.
ben says: I got 150,000 on asteroids yesterday... I know, pretty awesome, right?
ben says: don't you think Zookeeper is just about jumping over the animals?
ben says: r u there?
Jessica says: Just to clarify, Super 8 Travelers Advantage is a valuable discount program that provides savings for many of your travel needs such as... hotel room rates, car rental, vacation packages and much more. As a member you'll enjoy terrific deals from leading national brands all around the world!
Jessica says: With our Hotel Web Rates, Travelers Advantage members save from 10% to 70% off the non-discounted room rate on over 8,600 properties!
ben says: i am so turned on right now
ben says: i got your "super 8" right here, baby.
Jessica says: And even if you decide to cancel, you can still get your $30 cash back mail-in rebate ... it's our way of saying THANK YOU just for trying Super 8, Travelers Advantage.
Jessica says: Unless you call to cancel during the 30-day trial period, your benefits will automatically continue at the low $11.00 monthly membership fee, or the then-current monthly fee, and will be automatically billed monthly to the credit card account you just provided to Super 8, without you having to do anything further.
Jessica says: Your satisfaction is very important to us! You can cancel at any time by calling the toll-free number provided in the membership materials and you won't be billed another dime. Remember, the $30 cash back mail-in rebate for your reservation is yours to keep no matter what you decide!
ben says: happy ending?
ben says: omg
Jessica says: So ben , with your approval under the terms I just described and your confirmation that you're over 18, I'll activate your membership to Super 8 Travelers Advantage with the first 30 days free, and send out your $30 cash back mail-in rebate certificate. Is that OKAY with you?
ben says: oh, my member ship is activated, don't you worry
Jessica says: Let's keep it proffessional, please.
ben says: Hahahhaa
ben says: gg
Jessica says: Okay, no problem, I'll note that you have declined the offer and you will NOT be enrolled. Please note that YOUR CREDIT CARD WILL NOT BE CHARGED. Thank you for your time and have a good day!
Jessica ends: agent 1173 ended conversation
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Jessica says: Hi ben, I'm Jessica and just for visiting Super 8 today, we'd like to give you the opportunity to get $20 off your Super 8 reservation. Please type HI or HELLO in the space below to let me know you are there...
Jessica says: Just type HI in the space below...
ben says: hi
ben says: HI
Jessica says: Hi ben, I have great news! Just for chatting with me today, I can increase your savings from $20 to $30! That's a $30 cash back mail-in rebate on the reservation you just made!
ben says: fucking HELLO
Jessica says: This comes along with a membership to Super 8, Travelers Advantage with the first 30 days FREE. You'll enjoy FULL ACCESS to our travel agency and get our LOW PRICE GUARANTEE on all of your eligible travel reservations!
ben says: a/s/l?
Jessica says: You have a full month to sample all the money saving benefits after joining the Super 8, Travelers Advantage program. If you wish to take advantage of this great offer, we will obtain the reservation information that you just provided to Super 8, including credit card number and billing address, and activate your membership, where the first 30 days are free.
ben says: u type fast r u hot
Jessica says: You can cancel at anytime AFTER approximately 72 hours from today when your information is entered in the system and within the free trial. There is NO cancellation or penalty fee, and you STILL qualify for the rebate. NO cost to join, NO cancellation fees, NO hidden charges. There are NO upfront charges and your account will NOT be billed before the 30 days FREE trial expires.
ben says: I got 150,000 on asteroids yesterday... I know, pretty awesome, right?
ben says: don't you think Zookeeper is just about jumping over the animals?
ben says: r u there?
Jessica says: Just to clarify, Super 8 Travelers Advantage is a valuable discount program that provides savings for many of your travel needs such as... hotel room rates, car rental, vacation packages and much more. As a member you'll enjoy terrific deals from leading national brands all around the world!
Jessica says: With our Hotel Web Rates, Travelers Advantage members save from 10% to 70% off the non-discounted room rate on over 8,600 properties!
ben says: i am so turned on right now
ben says: i got your "super 8" right here, baby.
Jessica says: And even if you decide to cancel, you can still get your $30 cash back mail-in rebate ... it's our way of saying THANK YOU just for trying Super 8, Travelers Advantage.
Jessica says: Unless you call to cancel during the 30-day trial period, your benefits will automatically continue at the low $11.00 monthly membership fee, or the then-current monthly fee, and will be automatically billed monthly to the credit card account you just provided to Super 8, without you having to do anything further.
Jessica says: Your satisfaction is very important to us! You can cancel at any time by calling the toll-free number provided in the membership materials and you won't be billed another dime. Remember, the $30 cash back mail-in rebate for your reservation is yours to keep no matter what you decide!
ben says: happy ending?
ben says: omg
Jessica says: So ben , with your approval under the terms I just described and your confirmation that you're over 18, I'll activate your membership to Super 8 Travelers Advantage with the first 30 days free, and send out your $30 cash back mail-in rebate certificate. Is that OKAY with you?
ben says: oh, my member ship is activated, don't you worry
Jessica says: Let's keep it proffessional, please.
ben says: Hahahhaa
ben says: gg
Jessica says: Okay, no problem, I'll note that you have declined the offer and you will NOT be enrolled. Please note that YOUR CREDIT CARD WILL NOT BE CHARGED. Thank you for your time and have a good day!
Jessica ends: agent 1173 ended conversation