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Hey guys!
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 10:32 pm
by Ben
So, what y'all been up to lately?
Oh, me? Nah,
nothing much.
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:03 pm
by Worm
So, when are you going to get a biplane and go after the red baron?
I used some silicone bondant to fix the cut in the indestructable keyboard.
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:38 pm
by Ben
Worm wrote:I used some silicone bondant to fix the cut in the indestructable keyboard.
Let's keep the discussion about me, can we?
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:42 pm
by Worm
Okay, so are you start a business like Island Hoppers in Magnum PI?
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:44 pm
by Ben
No.
Next question?
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:49 pm
by The Questioner
Does the name "Justice Aviation" indicate you will be a crime fighter of some sort?
Posted: Mon Dec 23, 2002 11:57 pm
by Ben
Yes.
I'll take a few more?
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:05 am
by Captain Curious
Ben wrote:I'll take a few more?
Why did you end this sentence with the wrong punctuation?
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:11 am
by Ben
To indicate that my voice went up at the end of it, implying a question such as "who's next?" to the audience.
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:17 am
by The Danish Inquisition
What did you do to earn $500 "Credit on Account"?[/quote]
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:27 am
by Ben
I gave them my credit card and said "please charge this $500 for no particular reason."
Others? Anyone?
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:31 am
by Cat Killing Kate
What's with that baby changing station in the background of the second picture? Did you take that shot from inside the stall of a women's restroom or something?
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:35 am
by Ben
Men can change babies too, you know.
More?
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:36 am
by The Answerer
Not at this time.
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 12:38 am
by Ben
Okay, thanks everyone.
[exits stage to polite, not particularly raucous applause]
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:59 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Yeah, I got a question. Why does Ben wear the same shirt in every single known photograph of him? It's like he's wearing more a costume than a button-down.
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:39 am
by ChainGangGuy
After viewing the last bit of pictured documentation at the bottom, a question arose.
That 'salesperson'. FBO.
Man, Woman, or Machine?
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 3:56 am
by Ben
1. I like this shirt, bitch. (Also, I only own about three shirts. That's one of them. And one of the others looks almost identical.)
2. "FBO" stands for "Fixed-Base Operator". I don't know what it means. But that's the generic term for "a place that does airplane crap". So rather than enter a specific person's name, they just say "FBO". Bitch.
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 7:25 am
by AArdvark
What part of California am I looking at when I browse the pix? I am guessing halfway between Long Beach and San Diego.
THE
ILL TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR 100 ALEX
AARDVARK
Posted: Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:35 pm
by Ben
So the captions ("Oxnard", "Camarillo") and the large "Santa Barbara Airport" sign weren't clues?