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I recently had a conversation with savvyraven that went like this:

ICJ: GERRIT!
SR: Gerrit!*
ICJ: He is an actor!
ICJ: ...
ICJ: I'll post a thread!

*NOTE: savvyraven is awesome for not throwing me out of her home when I start randomly yelling the names of posters on this website.

Let's talk about the short films that ChainGangGuy has been in:

FREE BAT DAY (*** out of 5)

The first production I ever saw Gerrit in!

A gym is terrorized by a tomahawk-wielding murderer. It's up to former Atlanta Braves player, Ronnie Thanksgiving, to sort through the carnage.

To prepare for the 48 Film Project, we made this in two days, randomly selected the following requirements for ourselves:
Genre: Horror Movie
Character: Former Atlanta Braves Player
Dialog: "Not without a good jacket."

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THE PILLOW CASE (**** out of 5)

Our competitive short film making team and justice force, The Burnt Pixel Alliance, made this film as part of the 2007 48 Film Project in Atlanta. All hail the Alliance!

In this, Gerrit plays the main character and protagonist, Mike Martin.

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I feel Gerrit should post the photo of him from the set of his latest movie.

You're sincere wishes and fervent cries for "more" have finally, at long last, been answered. That's right, Road Trip 2: Beer Pong is coming to a screen near you!


Provided that screen is a television set and you purchased the straight-to-DVD release.

I hope your character kills every single other character in Road Trip 2.

Do you get to jump a Taurus? Oh wait, that would be stuntmen..

Please don't tell me the subject of 'anal milking' is remotely referenced in this movie.

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