I believe today is Aardvark's birthday

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun May 31, 2009 3:34 pm

So I'd like to tell him to have a great one, and I hope he has many, many more.

I have no idea how old you are, otherwise I would tell you where your peak power years in baseball were headed.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun May 31, 2009 5:29 pm

Today is year 43. I had a half glass of rum.

THE
NOT SO SLOSHED
AARDVARK

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Sun May 31, 2009 8:20 pm

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Sun May 31, 2009 9:20 pm

Happy Birthday!

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 3:15 am

Thank you everyone!

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 11:25 am

I will be using this thread to discuss other things I believe, after this.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 12:42 pm

Naturally.. it's not aArdvark's birthday anymore.

Flack · Post by **Flack** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:30 pm

It is now officially Aardvark's "Unbirthday" thread.

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Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 9:16 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I will be using this thread to discuss other things I believe, after this.

Don't get clipped like I did! My water heater started to leak over the weekend. This, naturally, made me very UPSET, because of a billion reasons, the least of which is the horror of going to sleep and waking up to find my arcade games drenched.

(Although the slope sends things in my office, and if it got rally bad, well, there is a drain in the water heater room.)

Anyway, the water did end up seeping into the floor under my office. Now it smells like fucking mildew and old pants. Is there ANYTHING I can do to fix this? Anything at all? I don't think steam-cleaning the carpet would work, right?

CO · Post by CO » Tue Jun 02, 2009 9:24 am

You've got homeowners insurance, right? You should get someone like servepro to bring in one of those huge blower fans to dry everything out quick. I once just turned on my oven and blew the heat out with a fan when a landlord wouldn't take care of water.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Tue Jun 02, 2009 3:12 pm

I always thought Alice was kind of hot, in a non-pedophilic way of course.

Need to dry out as quickly as possible. I have a spare furnace blower that I use when the water comes in (usually in the spring.) Smell can be eliminated with bleach but until the water dries it won't really help for long.

THE
SANITARY CLAUSE
AARDVARK

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:44 pm

The blue fairy in Pinocchio is also hot in a cartoon way.

Don't mind me.

THE
TAKE IT
WHERE I CAN
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:55 pm

Bleach? Where do I dump the bleach? That will - won't that bleach the color of the carpet?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:56 pm

Look. I'm just gonna drop some bleach down while I wait for the reply. I'm sure nothing will come of it, and this reckless action won't pay whatever the opposite of dividends are. It'll be fine.

AArdvark · Post by **AArdvark** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 2:18 pm

Oh, carpet. Yeah, wet carpet is not a good thing. Hope it doesn't have to be removed. Actually by now it's pretty dry, right?

THE
MILDEW REMOVER
AARDVARK

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 3:51 pm

It IS. I can't smell anything in here any longer, so I am either acclimated, or it's gone away. I'll be sure to exclusively date smokers in the near future though, to be safe.