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So hey...
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 2:25 am
by Ben
...anyone here feel like BRINGING THE FUCKING CONTENT for once in your pitifully worthless lives??
Yeah? Yeah?
Didn't think so.
Here, let me try to fire some shit up:
Why are there five... you know, "airfoils"... on a ceiling fan? Not four, not six. FIVE. WHY!?!?
WHY GOD, WHY!!?!?!?
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:51 am
by Worm
Do you want me to write a fucking web comic?
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:53 am
by Ben
No.
When will this thread end up on BEST OF JC, though!?!?!
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:42 am
by Roody_Yogurt
According to
http://www.thefanshop.com/Why%20Ceiling%20Fans.html, there are four blade ceiling fans available. No site that I looked at directly tackled the issue, but one can guess that they think it's a good number to increase stability.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:18 am
by Really Worm
I've got content. I went to this I mood thing and my moods went like this.
Join Imood.
random Jan 5, 2003
bored Jan 5, 2003
done Jan 5, 2003
Quit Imood.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 2:55 pm
by Ben
BEST OF JC, I'm telling you.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:25 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Ben, your secret weapon is sarcasm. I think we all now that.
It is very small of you to use that weapon on other people.
I created the "JC Best of Base" to showcase the very best threads that we had to offer. Not to be used by you as a snide tactic to make the rest of us feel bad.
You spend so much of your time in contempt for all of us... can't you, for maybe just a little while, learn to *love* us?
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:34 pm
by Ben
Damn, now I think we're gonna need a "BEST OF BEST OF JC" base just for this thread!
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:38 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
That's it.
I am going to have to take steps.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:48 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
And yeah, "I'm going to take steps" is Jolt Countryese for "I should say something here, but I don't know quite what."
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 4:29 pm
by Ex-Reader of Robb's STEPS
Hey, how about if a take a step right up your ass, huh? How about that?
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:13 pm
by Worm
I guess more members would mean more great threads.
We could post something at HOTU. Most of them are civil. Though they would just come here and bitch about politics and what not.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 8:13 pm
by Debaser
Worm wrote:
We could post something at HOTU. Most of them are civil.
I think it's things like the "Merry Fuckbag!" thread that keep the "mostly civil" cliques the hell away from here.
Posted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:31 pm
by Worm
I think that thread should be under favorites.
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:20 pm
by Ben
Worm wrote:I think that thread should be under favorites.
Why, Worm? I mean, it was funny for awhile, but with all of the good stuff we've done on this board, I really don't think that qualifies as one of the "best". If you do, that's cool, I just want to make sure that's what you really meant.
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:38 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
You know, you really are an asshole. You know that? There isn't a HINT of kindness anywhere near you.
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:39 pm
by Ben
:(
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:43 pm
by Worm
What can I say? I love condom humor.
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:56 pm
by Debaser
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Ben, your secret weapon is sarcasm. I think we all now that.
After reviewing the past couple days of posts, I think you have a horrible grasp on the meaning of the word "secret". Just saying, is all.
Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:52 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I'm not too strong on "now," either.